PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight
Me: I made donuts
Daughter: is that why you don’t have a six pack?
Me: I love you too
Daughter: is that why you don’t have a six pack?
Me: I love you too
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me: I made donuts
Daughter: is that why you don’t have a six pack?
Me: I love you too
Daughter: is that why you don’t have a six pack?
Me: I love you too
My WW2 veteran Grandfather watching me asking the barista to double cup my coffee
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My WW2 veteran Grandfather watching me asking the barista to double cup my coffee
I wish I had the confidence of this man calling himself “Mr Beast”
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wish I had the confidence of this man calling himself “Mr Beast”
I took an upper decker while visiting the White House. I wonder if they noticed?
The White House:
The White House:
March 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I took an upper decker while visiting the White House. I wonder if they noticed?
The White House:
The White House:
[Showering together]
Me: she won’t know if I pee real quick
Asparagus:
Me: she won’t know if I pee real quick
Asparagus:
March 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[Showering together]
Me: she won’t know if I pee real quick
Asparagus:
Me: she won’t know if I pee real quick
Asparagus:
Trying to make a healthy post but I left the bag of pizza goldfish crackers I ate in the background
March 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Trying to make a healthy post but I left the bag of pizza goldfish crackers I ate in the background
JD Vance refuses to take a paternity test with a third couch claiming to be his child
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
JD Vance refuses to take a paternity test with a third couch claiming to be his child
If young Bruce Wayne was scared of Peacocks instead of bats he would have been way more FABULOUS
March 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If young Bruce Wayne was scared of Peacocks instead of bats he would have been way more FABULOUS
I asked my daughter what happened at her dollhouse and she just said “there was an accident”
February 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I asked my daughter what happened at her dollhouse and she just said “there was an accident”
All this because I microwaved fish in the lunchroom
February 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
All this because I microwaved fish in the lunchroom
When you’re sitting in the McCuck chair and all you can do is Grimace with a McFlurry of emotions
February 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When you’re sitting in the McCuck chair and all you can do is Grimace with a McFlurry of emotions
Wife: you didn’t take a 300mg gummy before our kids recital did you?
Me:
Me:
February 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wife: you didn’t take a 300mg gummy before our kids recital did you?
Me:
Me:
You cannoli imagine how fun this Tony Soprano Tamagotchi is. It’s amore than I can handle
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You cannoli imagine how fun this Tony Soprano Tamagotchi is. It’s amore than I can handle
Time to Lego of my stress
January 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Time to Lego of my stress
This little pocket is where I keep all my patience
January 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This little pocket is where I keep all my patience
Distracting you from the inauguration with my wrinkly shirt
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Distracting you from the inauguration with my wrinkly shirt
It was at this moment in the cluck chair that he found out the chicken came before the egg
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It was at this moment in the cluck chair that he found out the chicken came before the egg
People need to stop putting this man on a piece of wood
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People need to stop putting this man on a piece of wood
The Flinstone vitamin I took 30 years ago protecting me against this Taco Bell washroom
January 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Flinstone vitamin I took 30 years ago protecting me against this Taco Bell washroom
He was cruci-fried for our chins
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He was cruci-fried for our chins
Me walking out with my prescription in hand, past everyone still waiting for the doctor
January 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Me walking out with my prescription in hand, past everyone still waiting for the doctor