Luke :>
@ilovepasta.bsky.social
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i sometimes know what to post 😍
i sometimes know what to post 😍
i fear i may not make it through the winter… can we go to the garden mummy and see the pansies for the last time?
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i fear i may not make it through the winter… can we go to the garden mummy and see the pansies for the last time?
the lion doesn’t concern himself with the fact that he probably needs to throw up to feel better
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
the lion doesn’t concern himself with the fact that he probably needs to throw up to feel better
pros of growing out hair: won’t have to deal with it being uncooperative
cons of growing out hair: will have a fuckass bob…
cons of growing out hair: will have a fuckass bob…
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
pros of growing out hair: won’t have to deal with it being uncooperative
cons of growing out hair: will have a fuckass bob…
cons of growing out hair: will have a fuckass bob…
Reposted by Luke :>
it's called writing and it's nuts
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
it's called writing and it's nuts
can’t believe i fell asleep watching tv i can feel my youth slipping away
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
can’t believe i fell asleep watching tv i can feel my youth slipping away
the Vietnam war was CRUCIAL to the release of bohemian rhapsody
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the Vietnam war was CRUCIAL to the release of bohemian rhapsody
the lobster draws ever closer
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
the lobster draws ever closer
why are toothbrushes so aerodynamic
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
why are toothbrushes so aerodynamic
walking home without headphones, highly considering running into traffic
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
walking home without headphones, highly considering running into traffic
why do those christians hate on drag queens like which chapter of the bible says “thou shalt not serve cunt”
September 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
why do those christians hate on drag queens like which chapter of the bible says “thou shalt not serve cunt”
FUCK THIS CITY IM MOVING TO SASKATCHEWAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FUCK THIS CITY IM MOVING TO SASKATCHEWAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
reminiscing on my margarita pizza with a single pepperoni
August 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
reminiscing on my margarita pizza with a single pepperoni
shoutout to the guy at the security check who called me ‘sir’ earlier genuinely made my day 🙏🏻
August 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
shoutout to the guy at the security check who called me ‘sir’ earlier genuinely made my day 🙏🏻
sat on the balcony listening to the waves and watching the stars while tanning a bag of cheesy doritos this is what it’s all for
August 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
sat on the balcony listening to the waves and watching the stars while tanning a bag of cheesy doritos this is what it’s all for
furthest i’ve been:
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018)
E: Cyprus (forgot where) (like 2015/2016???)
S: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
W: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018)
E: Cyprus (forgot where) (like 2015/2016???)
S: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
W: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
Furthest ive been:
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018 i think icr)
E: Berlin, Germany (2024)
S: Gran Canaria, Canary Islands (201...4?)
W: Vancouver, Canada (2015or16 i also cant rememeber💅)
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018 i think icr)
E: Berlin, Germany (2024)
S: Gran Canaria, Canary Islands (201...4?)
W: Vancouver, Canada (2015or16 i also cant rememeber💅)
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Cleveland, OH (2022) (not counting layovers
W: Las Vegas, NV (2023) (didn’t get to gamble bc 6 months too young :( )
S: Nassau, Bahamas (2024)
E: Kos, Greece (2016) (wanna go back to Greece at some point)
N: Cleveland, OH (2022) (not counting layovers
W: Las Vegas, NV (2023) (didn’t get to gamble bc 6 months too young :( )
S: Nassau, Bahamas (2024)
E: Kos, Greece (2016) (wanna go back to Greece at some point)
August 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
furthest i’ve been:
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018)
E: Cyprus (forgot where) (like 2015/2016???)
S: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
W: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018)
E: Cyprus (forgot where) (like 2015/2016???)
S: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
W: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
sat watching the politics of benson boone for like 12 minutes until the tv was switched off and i realised how precious life is and how easily time slips away
July 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sat watching the politics of benson boone for like 12 minutes until the tv was switched off and i realised how precious life is and how easily time slips away
Reposted by Luke :>
new slang: cinnamon=mon
July 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
new slang: cinnamon=mon
hot take: i couldn’t eat 1 million digestive biscuits
July 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
hot take: i couldn’t eat 1 million digestive biscuits
you don’t have to be a boy to kick pregnant women ✊🏻
July 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you don’t have to be a boy to kick pregnant women ✊🏻
i’ve never said slop so many times in a day than i have now
July 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i’ve never said slop so many times in a day than i have now
so #excited to see my wonderful, beautiful, radiant, hilarious, elegant, talented, joyous, kind, patient, polite, loving, caring, pleasant, wise, thoughtful, magnificent, decadent cousins in just 4 days 🥰🥰🥰
July 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
so #excited to see my wonderful, beautiful, radiant, hilarious, elegant, talented, joyous, kind, patient, polite, loving, caring, pleasant, wise, thoughtful, magnificent, decadent cousins in just 4 days 🥰🥰🥰
can’t believe i’m fumbling so hard at 17 degrees i’m (literally) cooked for the holidays 💀
July 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
can’t believe i’m fumbling so hard at 17 degrees i’m (literally) cooked for the holidays 💀
i feel like we could all sit on public benches more often the tranquility goes crazy
July 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i feel like we could all sit on public benches more often the tranquility goes crazy