Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
The three pillars of governance: the Republic, the Union, and the shopping mall
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The three pillars of governance: the Republic, the Union, and the shopping mall
Trying to figure out what the Irish equivalent of this classic @dril.bsky.social tweet would be
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Trying to figure out what the Irish equivalent of this classic @dril.bsky.social tweet would be
The flip side of this is that it's extremely funny to watch him stand up and pontificate in court to a crowd of nobody except his immediate family while a judge who is extremely exhausted with his shit goes "man, shut the fuck up"
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The flip side of this is that it's extremely funny to watch him stand up and pontificate in court to a crowd of nobody except his immediate family while a judge who is extremely exhausted with his shit goes "man, shut the fuck up"
If I have one piece of advice for men, it's "go bake a pie with your daughter." If you don't have a daughter, I don't really know what to tell you, that's kind of a you problem. You probably can still bake a pie though. It'll probably be fine.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I have one piece of advice for men, it's "go bake a pie with your daughter." If you don't have a daughter, I don't really know what to tell you, that's kind of a you problem. You probably can still bake a pie though. It'll probably be fine.
Tesco's price tag on "All About" soda really demonstrating the value of a well-chosen line break
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tesco's price tag on "All About" soda really demonstrating the value of a well-chosen line break
I'm not kidding, there's a lost Peruvian tribe of super-powered spider guys that use netting and vines to coincidentally also have Spider-Man's costume
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm not kidding, there's a lost Peruvian tribe of super-powered spider guys that use netting and vines to coincidentally also have Spider-Man's costume
Quitter shit. Weak.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Quitter shit. Weak.
Is the word Turducken trademarked? Also I bought a Lidl Turducken
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Is the word Turducken trademarked? Also I bought a Lidl Turducken
The only two books anyone really needs.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The only two books anyone really needs.
It's been raining for several days, and my dog refuses to walk one second longer than is necessary to do his business in the rain. So, bored and restless, he ripped his dog bed apart and threw the fluff around and now it looks like Bigfoot has been shaving his pubes in my bedroom.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's been raining for several days, and my dog refuses to walk one second longer than is necessary to do his business in the rain. So, bored and restless, he ripped his dog bed apart and threw the fluff around and now it looks like Bigfoot has been shaving his pubes in my bedroom.
Can't believe with all the stuff Elon Musk is doing this week to pretend he "has interests" and "experiences joy," nobody's brought up the time he got asked if he liked a specific anime so he skimmed the Wikipedia page and just shouted the first word he retained.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Can't believe with all the stuff Elon Musk is doing this week to pretend he "has interests" and "experiences joy," nobody's brought up the time he got asked if he liked a specific anime so he skimmed the Wikipedia page and just shouted the first word he retained.
The DS9 writers starting to feel themselves after Roddenberry dies
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The DS9 writers starting to feel themselves after Roddenberry dies
(making crème brûlée) I AM THE MODERN PROMETHEUS, I WIELD THE POWER OF THE UNDYING FLAME
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
(making crème brûlée) I AM THE MODERN PROMETHEUS, I WIELD THE POWER OF THE UNDYING FLAME
Frankfurters: perfect in a bun
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Frankfurters: perfect in a bun
"The Fantastic Four Roast" is the kind of thing they should absolutely be doing annually, as a little treat
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"The Fantastic Four Roast" is the kind of thing they should absolutely be doing annually, as a little treat
Tasty, but come on guys. There's a clear promise that these are going to cause me intense pain. At most we're looking at a slow burn here.
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Tasty, but come on guys. There's a clear promise that these are going to cause me intense pain. At most we're looking at a slow burn here.
I would like to strongly support Fine Gael's decision to make this election a referendum on how far left the country is maybe 12 hours before Connolly absolutely dog walks them
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would like to strongly support Fine Gael's decision to make this election a referendum on how far left the country is maybe 12 hours before Connolly absolutely dog walks them
I saw the name Donovan written in dust on a windshield, and because of the way it was written and the type of vehicle it was on, I spent more minutes than I can to admit trying to figure out what "do no van" meant
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I saw the name Donovan written in dust on a windshield, and because of the way it was written and the type of vehicle it was on, I spent more minutes than I can to admit trying to figure out what "do no van" meant
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
STAR TREK ACTORS: Yeah, when you're acting under a huge layer of makeup and prosthetics, you sorta have to over-emote to get any real performance across
ROBERT O'REILLY: (summoning the raw power of a thousand screaming suns and channeling it directly into his face) Well I'll do my best
ROBERT O'REILLY: (summoning the raw power of a thousand screaming suns and channeling it directly into his face) Well I'll do my best
October 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
STAR TREK ACTORS: Yeah, when you're acting under a huge layer of makeup and prosthetics, you sorta have to over-emote to get any real performance across
ROBERT O'REILLY: (summoning the raw power of a thousand screaming suns and channeling it directly into his face) Well I'll do my best
ROBERT O'REILLY: (summoning the raw power of a thousand screaming suns and channeling it directly into his face) Well I'll do my best
People who think coconut is disgusting stay winning. (It's me. I'm people.)
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
People who think coconut is disgusting stay winning. (It's me. I'm people.)
Kinda fun to learn that Marvel Unlimited gets their descriptions by just copy-pasting old comic solicitations without any kind of editing pass.
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Kinda fun to learn that Marvel Unlimited gets their descriptions by just copy-pasting old comic solicitations without any kind of editing pass.
When my sister was three her preschool had a potluck so my mom whipped together a quick marinade for chicken wings, and it was popular enough among me and my siblings that we kept demanding it so she had to write the recipe down, and like 40 years later I'm still making it
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When my sister was three her preschool had a potluck so my mom whipped together a quick marinade for chicken wings, and it was popular enough among me and my siblings that we kept demanding it so she had to write the recipe down, and like 40 years later I'm still making it