Matt Starr
@illmattic919.bsky.social
Writer of various griefs: https://linktr.ee/mgstarr919
american bastard came out last week. it's about degenerates and man's search for faith, that sort of shit. small southern towns as islands of misfit toys. like denis johnson + karen russell cowrote an episode of king of the hill. maybe. idk. check out it or don't. aprilgloaming.com/shop/america...
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
american bastard came out last week. it's about degenerates and man's search for faith, that sort of shit. small southern towns as islands of misfit toys. like denis johnson + karen russell cowrote an episode of king of the hill. maybe. idk. check out it or don't. aprilgloaming.com/shop/america...
My fourth book, american bastard, is now available for preorder: aprilgloaming.com/shop/america...
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My fourth book, american bastard, is now available for preorder: aprilgloaming.com/shop/america...
Joss's impeccable timing and scene-stealing delivery created one of the most iconic secondary characters in TV history. A tremendous loss.
June 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Joss's impeccable timing and scene-stealing delivery created one of the most iconic secondary characters in TV history. A tremendous loss.
No matter how many people are dancing in the streets the day it happens, it won't be enough.
May 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No matter how many people are dancing in the streets the day it happens, it won't be enough.
All right, I know I said this, but Series 7 is far and away the best one since Series 4.
Not now, Black Mirror.
May 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All right, I know I said this, but Series 7 is far and away the best one since Series 4.
Unfortunately, it has been brought to my attention that I only received one vote of support to be the new pope. We'll get 'em next time.
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Unfortunately, it has been brought to my attention that I only received one vote of support to be the new pope. We'll get 'em next time.
Got me a fiction shorty up over at Shotgun Honey. Y'all check it out.
April 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got me a fiction shorty up over at Shotgun Honey. Y'all check it out.
Ole buddy met JD and decided he'd rather die than keep on living.
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ole buddy met JD and decided he'd rather die than keep on living.
What could possibly go wrong?
Colossal Biosciences, a Texas company attempting to bring back extinct animals, announced Monday the revival of the once long gone dire wolf.
"Our team took DNA from a 13,000 year old tooth and a 72,000 year old skull and made healthy dire wolf puppies."
"Our team took DNA from a 13,000 year old tooth and a 72,000 year old skull and made healthy dire wolf puppies."
Colossal Biosciences says it revived the long-extinct dire wolf
The wolves have been extinct for 12,500 years.
www.axios.com
April 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Our daughter right before her birthday cake gave her and her brother diarrhea
April 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Our daughter right before her birthday cake gave her and her brother diarrhea
I liked Val Kilmer in Willow so much as a kid that I started growing my hair out as soon as my parents let me.
April 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I liked Val Kilmer in Willow so much as a kid that I started growing my hair out as soon as my parents let me.
Nobody:
My hometown newspaper:
My hometown newspaper:
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nobody:
My hometown newspaper:
My hometown newspaper:
Humble question: Anybody have thoughts on how to go about getting some blurbs for your forthcoming book when you've made very few connections in the literary world? Asking for a friend, and by a friend I mean myself.
March 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Humble question: Anybody have thoughts on how to go about getting some blurbs for your forthcoming book when you've made very few connections in the literary world? Asking for a friend, and by a friend I mean myself.
Not now, Black Mirror.
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Not now, Black Mirror.
The Democratic Party as we know it needs to be dismantled. Maybe a new coalition can rise from the ashes, but it's so abundantly clear that they aren't built to meet this moment.
March 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Democratic Party as we know it needs to be dismantled. Maybe a new coalition can rise from the ashes, but it's so abundantly clear that they aren't built to meet this moment.
May you find some joy today. The same kind of joy our girl, Stevie Nicks Starr, finds in looking out the window from her favorite chair.
February 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
May you find some joy today. The same kind of joy our girl, Stevie Nicks Starr, finds in looking out the window from her favorite chair.
Haven't listened to this much Death Grips since 2015. Idk what that means, but I feel like it means something.
February 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Haven't listened to this much Death Grips since 2015. Idk what that means, but I feel like it means something.
Daily reminder that rich people aren't people.
February 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Daily reminder that rich people aren't people.
It was getting to a point where I was beginning to wonder if we'd ever have snow in the North Carolina triangle again, but now the good stuff is coming down and there are several fat cardinals in our tree. In a world gone to shit, it's the little things.
February 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It was getting to a point where I was beginning to wonder if we'd ever have snow in the North Carolina triangle again, but now the good stuff is coming down and there are several fat cardinals in our tree. In a world gone to shit, it's the little things.
I know that asteroid probably won't hit the earth after all, but if we bribe it will it change its mind?
February 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I know that asteroid probably won't hit the earth after all, but if we bribe it will it change its mind?
My state senate is debating a bill that would limit the amount of medical procedures insurance providers are required to cover, and this is the lead sponsor's justification. We are being governed by Christofascist lunacy.
February 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My state senate is debating a bill that would limit the amount of medical procedures insurance providers are required to cover, and this is the lead sponsor's justification. We are being governed by Christofascist lunacy.
This app is the digital incarnation of Pink Floyd's song, "Is There Anybody Out There?"
February 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This app is the digital incarnation of Pink Floyd's song, "Is There Anybody Out There?"
Been making excuses all week to drive so I can go ~7 mph over the speed limit and listen to the new Weeknd. Self-destructive boys, we back.
February 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Been making excuses all week to drive so I can go ~7 mph over the speed limit and listen to the new Weeknd. Self-destructive boys, we back.
You ever just feel like being shot out of a cannon?
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You ever just feel like being shot out of a cannon?