Marty Queen of Toilet Seats
@illegalmarty.bsky.social
she/her | 25 | inventor of the ButtLung | a certified nerd and freak | i lie online like it’s my job, but i also tell the truth 🤭 | spongebob enthusiast | your loyal masticator 😘
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A warm 'welcome' message for the orange felon 😁
I wish more politicians would say what they mean and be as straight talking as Canadian MP, Charlie Angus...
I wish more politicians would say what they mean and be as straight talking as Canadian MP, Charlie Angus...
i am speaking as an American: i hope no country puts up with trump and cuts him off. his supporters need to realize that he is a terrible businessman and president
friendly reminder that you should be weary of job postings that don’t mention company, Primerica is alive and well and asking desperate unemployed people for an upfront $99 and another $25/month.
February 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
friendly reminder that you should be weary of job postings that don’t mention company, Primerica is alive and well and asking desperate unemployed people for an upfront $99 and another $25/month.
i think i almost died 😳😳
February 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i think i almost died 😳😳
the main takeaway from the Mean Girls Musical movie: if renee rapp was in my school, i would’ve realized i was bi A LOT sooner
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
the main takeaway from the Mean Girls Musical movie: if renee rapp was in my school, i would’ve realized i was bi A LOT sooner
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OH also my family thinks the the anti-DEI order is a good thing. also that the jan 6 rioters were peaceful protestors… be so fucking for real 😭😭 #GetMeOutOfHere
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
OH also my family thinks the the anti-DEI order is a good thing. also that the jan 6 rioters were peaceful protestors… be so fucking for real 😭😭 #GetMeOutOfHere
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Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI
Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊
Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI
Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊
Amazon
Boeing
Brown-Forman
Caterpillar
Ford
Harley-Davidson
John Deere
Lowe’s
Molson Coors
McDonald’s
Meta
Nissan
Stanley Black & Decker
Target
Tractor Supply
Toyota
Walmart
Support who supports you ✨✊
i just found out in the worst way possible that my family believes that #Musk was truly doing an innocent gesture/his autism makes him act weird 😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i just found out in the worst way possible that my family believes that #Musk was truly doing an innocent gesture/his autism makes him act weird 😭😭😭
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.
he’s such an asshole
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January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
he’s such an asshole
26 a sh!t in the dark发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 0AK5yy8OUePVAqf 😆 xhslink.com/a/DceNYENCr5...
26 a sh!t in the dark发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 0AK5yy8OUePVAqf 😆 xhslink.com/a/DceNYENCr5...
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AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.
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If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If she can do it, we can all do it.
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They really are.
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Y'all, Musk and Zuck banned the word cis/cisgender from their platforms because it's "heterophobic"
www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...
www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...
a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park
ALT: a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Y'all, Musk and Zuck banned the word cis/cisgender from their platforms because it's "heterophobic"
www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...
www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...
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Don’t track your periods in an app
Don’t Track Your Periods In An App
DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP
Don’t Track Your Periods In An App
DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Don’t track your periods in an app
Don’t Track Your Periods In An App
DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP
Don’t Track Your Periods In An App
DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP
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Things are rough so let’s escape into fiction. Here are some of my favorite fictional characters right now.
January 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Things are rough so let’s escape into fiction. Here are some of my favorite fictional characters right now.
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DELETE IT and pass it on !!
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
DELETE IT and pass it on !!
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In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.
January 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.
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Bullies are cowards, episode 334934
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bullies are cowards, episode 334934