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ilandere.bsky.social
Ilandere
@ilandere.bsky.social
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Consumer of Izzy Hands. Delicious trauma. She/her. 18+ ✡ 🏳️‍🌈

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Bloody room with "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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So many good canon-era options too 👀
Mens hats illustrations from the 1700s
July 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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This is where I post from
A goat in a grassy area in front of a fence made of tall wooden stakes and what looks like white fabric. The fabric has "DOOM" spray painted on it.
July 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Happy birthday!
April 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Still from a video of Con screaming about cheese. Next to his angry fist shaking in the air is the word CHEESE.
February 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Guess what arrived?! The most gorgeous handmade rosy maple moth Stizzy patch and these cutie butt stickers! Thank you so much @creaturetongue.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰 Also adore the adorable stationary!

@thecanyoncraft.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I have the full nakey Izzy sticker sheet spread throughout my sticker journal reacting to other stickers, but otherwise my collection:
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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#jackoffweek because why the fuck not?
Crochet dick with a crochet dick ring. (This was found on etsy) The ring is light flesh colored and has two giant eyeballs on top with blue irises. The bottom has a large black bushy mustache. Three green silicone cock rings. They all have a pot leaf insignia on them A cock ring known as a "bling pop" named after the candy ring pop because it looks like a it has a giant crystal on top. Inside the crystal is a bullet vibrator Black silicone cock ring in the shape of a tire
December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Couldn't help myself, here are some more. Enjoy
#jackoffweek
Golden metal cock ring in the shape of a dragon Golden metal cock ring with a skull. The skull has a ring in its mouth Dick lips edible gummy cock rings. They're shaped like lips and come in the flavors swallow me strawberry (red), blow me blueberry (blue), and tickle me cherry (pink) Golden metal cock ring with a cobra head on top. It has red jeweled eyed
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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The wreaths that started it all, plus some of his others
3 Christmas wreath cock rings. Each is a different color of green, with red or silver bows, red, gold, and silver bobbles Black cock ring with a silicone dog tag hanging from it labeled "puppy" Red cock ring with the head of the Minataur on it. It is textured with fur and has the tail at the bottom Green cock ring with a snake head on top, scales texture around it, and its tail at the bottom
December 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
Medieval inspired illuminated page with a man gesturing to a blank area, stating "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren." One panel cartoon illustrated by Will Santino of a person with their head on a table, having tiredly given up. In front of them is a lemon press with a partially squeezed lemon and a glass underneath. On one side is a large amount of assorted jars, glasses, cups, and containers with lemon juice (lemonade) inside. On his other side is a pile of lemons and a machine absolutely pelting the person in the head with the lemons it's shooting out. The pile will only grow. The lemons won't stop. There is no point in making lemonade anymore. (Fun fact: life. Did not. Make lemons. Lemons are a man-made creation.)
December 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Pretty accurate all things considered
"Your result: poor little meow meow. 'Free my man!' the tumblr girlies scream. 'He did absolutely all of it, but I don't care!' Sure, you've committed a number of unforgivable atrocities, but you look so pretty drenched in blood <3"
December 14, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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Most probably.......
Closeup of actor Con O'neill gripping his heaving bosom and showing off a bit of tummy and red USPolo undies
November 25, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM