Rob Wagner
@ikutia.bsky.social
"IF THE BAR AIN'T BENDING, YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING" -Ancient Bodybuilder Wisdom
He/him
He/him
I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind
He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind
He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind
Reposted by Rob Wagner
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
Reposted by Rob Wagner
Also, I gotta get me that no-joke right cheekbone they gave me! That thing could slice brisket!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Also, I gotta get me that no-joke right cheekbone they gave me! That thing could slice brisket!
This sounds like the trailer for a low budget horror movie that I would absolutely watch the shit out of
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This sounds like the trailer for a low budget horror movie that I would absolutely watch the shit out of
You gaze out the window at the nearby pumpkin patch, thinking to yourself that this is the year you shall carve a pumpkin, but then notice a roaming herd of bears emerge from the woods to graze.
"Alas, it was not meant to be. Perhaps next year."
"Alas, it was not meant to be. Perhaps next year."
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You gaze out the window at the nearby pumpkin patch, thinking to yourself that this is the year you shall carve a pumpkin, but then notice a roaming herd of bears emerge from the woods to graze.
"Alas, it was not meant to be. Perhaps next year."
"Alas, it was not meant to be. Perhaps next year."
"Hooman, that not how to nap"
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Hooman, that not how to nap"
Go fuck all the way off.
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Go fuck all the way off.
Where did he get the twine?
What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?
What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Where did he get the twine?
What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?
What was goin' through his mind?
Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?
Has. Has your friend ever been to a grocery store? Like the one I frequent has an entire aisle dedicated to rice.
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Has. Has your friend ever been to a grocery store? Like the one I frequent has an entire aisle dedicated to rice.
Friend: Why do you hate summer? It's great!
Me: I work at a job where I always have to wear 2 layers of clothes and high temperatures with no AC. Do what I do and you will despise this horrible season.
Me: I work at a job where I always have to wear 2 layers of clothes and high temperatures with no AC. Do what I do and you will despise this horrible season.
September 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Friend: Why do you hate summer? It's great!
Me: I work at a job where I always have to wear 2 layers of clothes and high temperatures with no AC. Do what I do and you will despise this horrible season.
Me: I work at a job where I always have to wear 2 layers of clothes and high temperatures with no AC. Do what I do and you will despise this horrible season.