📺 knows- that’s why they keep getting fired- but ☎️ gets off on thinking he’s being sneaky and cheating successfully (📺 will beat his ass later and fuck him again)

📺 is saying oh my gosh instead of oh my god because you can’t use the lords name in vain in ☎️s house

Thank YOU!!! It’s one of my favs too and nobody is doing anything with it which feels like such a crime. I will be the perpetuator of this au smut and fluff alike