ikanread
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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”
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for the curious: you are in the heart of Texas whenever a drunk old man tells you something that by all rights and any sense of decency should get you got arrested in any decent nation
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for the curious: you are in the heart of Texas whenever a drunk old man tells you something that by all rights and any sense of decency should get you got arrested in any decent nation
This is the way the world ends/
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is the way the world ends/
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Not with a bang, but a whimper
Not Erika lecturing about openness #RHOBH
Are You Listening To Yourself Allison Janney GIF
Alt: Allison Janney shakes her head in disbelief and asks “are you listening to yourself”
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December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not Erika lecturing about openness #RHOBH
Sutton let Avi go because the EEOC made her surrender him like that Chimp Crazy lady and Tonka #RHOBH
a woman says " it 's time to let this boy go " while standing next to a man
Alt: Sonja Morgan bows her head in her funeral ware and says "it s time to let this boy go "
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December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sutton let Avi go because the EEOC made her surrender him like that Chimp Crazy lady and Tonka #RHOBH
I’ve seen AI with 3 ears turn their head more naturally than Erika #RHOBH
a woman with a robot face and the words no i am a robot below it
Alt: a woman reveals her robot face and says “no i am a robot”
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December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve seen AI with 3 ears turn their head more naturally than Erika #RHOBH
Incredible exchange:
Demi: You wouldn’t know, you’ve never been sexually assaulted -
Jen: I actually have been sexually assaulted -
Demi: Well that’s great!
#SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
Demi: You wouldn’t know, you’ve never been sexually assaulted -
Jen: I actually have been sexually assaulted -
Demi: Well that’s great!
#SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
a woman walking down a sidewalk next to a car with the website vayagif.com at the bottom of the image
Alt: a woman walking down a sidewalk and steps on a rake that smacks her in the face and makes her purse go flying
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December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Incredible exchange:
Demi: You wouldn’t know, you’ve never been sexually assaulted -
Jen: I actually have been sexually assaulted -
Demi: Well that’s great!
#SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
Demi: You wouldn’t know, you’ve never been sexually assaulted -
Jen: I actually have been sexually assaulted -
Demi: Well that’s great!
#SLOMW #SLOMWReunion
I’m afraid this is gonna be another Saved by the Bell: The New Class #VanderpumpRules #VPR
three women are standing in front of orange lockers with a sign that says debate
Alt: The three ladies of the OG Saved by the Bell are standing in front of the lockers doing the throat slash movement with their hands to say “stop right now”
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December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m afraid this is gonna be another Saved by the Bell: The New Class #VanderpumpRules #VPR
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“What, was I not supposed to use the flamethrower on deck???”
- Max, while cuddling up with another jellyfish
#BelowDeckMed
- Max, while cuddling up with another jellyfish
#BelowDeckMed
a cartoon of a man with the words he 's basically an idiot
Alt: a South Park cartoon of a show host saying “he’s basically an idiot”
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December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“What, was I not supposed to use the flamethrower on deck???”
- Max, while cuddling up with another jellyfish
#BelowDeckMed
- Max, while cuddling up with another jellyfish
#BelowDeckMed
Ok K’s brother can stay #RHOP
a woman with a towel wrapped around her head has the words you can stay below her
Alt: a woman with a towel wrapped around her head says “you can stay”
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December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ok K’s brother can stay #RHOP
It’s a shame Ashley has totally abandoned “Coffee and Love” and is still forcing that Thriving and Striving or whatever on us #RHOP
a woman says that 's all i 'm saying on bravo tv
Alt: Ashley Darby shakes her head and says, “that’s all i’m saying”
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December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s a shame Ashley has totally abandoned “Coffee and Love” and is still forcing that Thriving and Striving or whatever on us #RHOP
I stfg they better not bust out a polygraph exam for Stacey on this franchise or I am walking into the sea #RHOP #RHOC
a man in a suit is walking into the ocean .
Alt: a man in a suit is walking into the ocean to avoid polygraph exams on Bravo (a reminder that these are inadmissible in court for a reason, clench your bumhole when you a answer and you’ll beat it, that’s hardly a science)
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December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Jamie Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Jamie Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."
Wicket? Wickham? Widget? What’s this dudes name
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wicket? Wickham? Widget? What’s this dudes name
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
Love hearing Shep call a new woman to the group a “target”
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
Alt: a close up of a barbie doll with a horrified “ew” look on her face
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November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Love hearing Shep call a new woman to the group a “target”
#SouthernCharm
#SouthernCharm
Between Fruity Pebbles from Mormon Wives and Olivia Nuzzi, I really regret learning to read
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Between Fruity Pebbles from Mormon Wives and Olivia Nuzzi, I really regret learning to read
Heather’s bed storyline
#RHOSLC
#RHOSLC
a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
Alt: Miranda Priestly looks up sarcastically and says “groundbreaking.”
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November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Heather’s bed storyline
#RHOSLC
#RHOSLC
The Church of Satan to Lisa #RHOSLC
a woman in a white jacket is asking " now why am i in it "
Alt: Nene Leakes in a white jacket at the Atlanta reunion is asking "now why am i in it l"
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November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Church of Satan to Lisa #RHOSLC