John Pederson
@ijohnpederson.com
In 1913, Émile Borel’s Infinite Monkey Theorem said that a monkey hitting keys at random for eternity would eventually type every possible text— from “banana” to the complete works of Shakespeare. Instead, we got AI.
Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
Mr. Pixels has a new line of hot sauces. Mr. Pixel's Tears. "Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot."
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mr. Pixels has a new line of hot sauces. Mr. Pixel's Tears. "Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot."
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
It’s how I explain what Mr. Pickles does. Piping.
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s how I explain what Mr. Pickles does. Piping.
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
Did somebody say newsletter?
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Did somebody say newsletter?
Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.
Using computers to generate images (CGI) for the purpose of storytelling is one useful application of AI. Welcome to my TED talk about the rise of the liberal arts majors.
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Using computers to generate images (CGI) for the purpose of storytelling is one useful application of AI. Welcome to my TED talk about the rise of the liberal arts majors.
Spent 8 hours with 50,000+ NASCAR fans today. Saw no Trump flags or shirts. Had to work through Denny Hamlin winning. My daughter will forever remind me of this.
September 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Spent 8 hours with 50,000+ NASCAR fans today. Saw no Trump flags or shirts. Had to work through Denny Hamlin winning. My daughter will forever remind me of this.
In all seriousness, I presented a scenario in which somebody was using AI-generated deep fake pets to develop cybersecurity incident response runbooks. I used the AI-generated runbook, developed together with my AI pet, to provide guidance.
It worked well.
Can I go home?
It worked well.
Can I go home?
September 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In all seriousness, I presented a scenario in which somebody was using AI-generated deep fake pets to develop cybersecurity incident response runbooks. I used the AI-generated runbook, developed together with my AI pet, to provide guidance.
It worked well.
Can I go home?
It worked well.
Can I go home?
I'm getting ready for the next pandemic.
September 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm getting ready for the next pandemic.
College football is complicated.
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
College football is complicated.