John Pederson
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In 1913, Émile Borel’s Infinite Monkey Theorem said that a monkey hitting keys at random for eternity would eventually type every possible text— from “banana” to the complete works of Shakespeare. Instead, we got AI.
Our President puts ketchup on his turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Our President puts ketchup on his turkey.
The store suggested 1.5 pounds per person. I exceeded that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The store suggested 1.5 pounds per person. I exceeded that.
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Epstein Emails Implicating Trump Surface as Ghislaine Gets VIP Treatment in Prison
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November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Epstein Emails Implicating Trump Surface as Ghislaine Gets VIP Treatment in Prison
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Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
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Bad week to be named Andrew.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bad week to be named Andrew.
Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.
…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
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Unbelievable.
A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.
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A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.
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October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Unbelievable.
A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.
My Instagram feed is now 100% Sora-generated videos involving Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. I think we finally broke Internet.
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My Instagram feed is now 100% Sora-generated videos involving Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. I think we finally broke Internet.
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I know this never got a theatrical release but she should have won the Oscar
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I know this never got a theatrical release but she should have won the Oscar
NASCAR should fine Christopher Bell for that post race bullshit.
September 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
NASCAR should fine Christopher Bell for that post race bullshit.