Mr. Tattarrattat
@iitattarrattatii.bsky.social
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Show me 4 vehicles you wouldn't mind showing up as your Uber ride. I'll go first...
After a cold bike ride and a long soak in the tub, this seems appropriate. Tis the season....tis it not? #longjohn #unionsuit #thermal #onesie
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
After a cold bike ride and a long soak in the tub, this seems appropriate. Tis the season....tis it not? #longjohn #unionsuit #thermal #onesie
Sometimes holidays can be lonely. Try to remember to always be supportive! 😉
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sometimes holidays can be lonely. Try to remember to always be supportive! 😉
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Despite the rain, I decided to strap these on and get my ass on a bike ride! 🚲🦵🌧 (sorry for the lack of a decent bulge today...it's 55°f out!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Despite the rain, I decided to strap these on and get my ass on a bike ride! 🚲🦵🌧 (sorry for the lack of a decent bulge today...it's 55°f out!)
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
IYKYK (where am I? Right answers only...)
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
IYKYK (where am I? Right answers only...)
Where is a "post a random pic from your camera roll without explanation" when you need one?
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where is a "post a random pic from your camera roll without explanation" when you need one?
Went on an 11 mile bike ride today. Are these thighs thick yet? #bulge #jock #jockstrap #underwear #thickthigh
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Went on an 11 mile bike ride today. Are these thighs thick yet? #bulge #jock #jockstrap #underwear #thickthigh
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Time for another episode of "Who wore is better?"
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Time for another episode of "Who wore is better?"
So.....Locktober is over. Where are they? RELEASE. THE. COCKEN! 🐙🍆
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So.....Locktober is over. Where are they? RELEASE. THE. COCKEN! 🐙🍆
I woke up like this...(who am I kidding, I sleep naked). But isn't it thirsty Thursday or something? #jock #jockstrap #bulge #underwear #coffeandcock #vpl #thirstythursday
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I woke up like this...(who am I kidding, I sleep naked). But isn't it thirsty Thursday or something? #jock #jockstrap #bulge #underwear #coffeandcock #vpl #thirstythursday
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Q: Did I need another pair of underwear?
A: No
Q: Do I currently have income due to the government shutdown?
A: No
Q: Did I buy them anyway?
A: YES
Indeed I did.
A: No
Q: Do I currently have income due to the government shutdown?
A: No
Q: Did I buy them anyway?
A: YES
Indeed I did.
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Q: Did I need another pair of underwear?
A: No
Q: Do I currently have income due to the government shutdown?
A: No
Q: Did I buy them anyway?
A: YES
Indeed I did.
A: No
Q: Do I currently have income due to the government shutdown?
A: No
Q: Did I buy them anyway?
A: YES
Indeed I did.
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Today was a great day for a bike ride. Sunny, 81°, perfect for a 10.5 mile ride. Not bad for only my 5th ride.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Today was a great day for a bike ride. Sunny, 81°, perfect for a 10.5 mile ride. Not bad for only my 5th ride.
Earlier than usual, but its 5 o'clo....err...monochrome Monday somewhere, right? #mcm #monochromemonday #tub #bath #bathbomb #thickthighs
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Earlier than usual, but its 5 o'clo....err...monochrome Monday somewhere, right? #mcm #monochromemonday #tub #bath #bathbomb #thickthighs
Show me 4 vehicles you wouldn't mind showing up as your Uber ride. I'll go first...
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Show me 4 vehicles you wouldn't mind showing up as your Uber ride. I'll go first...
Did you hear about the heist at the Louve this morning? Me either...I wasn't near the place...
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Did you hear about the heist at the Louve this morning? Me either...I wasn't near the place...