If I didn’t have a traumatic childhood, why is so much of my behavior trauma responses?

Look at my dogs. They’ve only been brothers for three weeks, but they’ve already bonded. The new guy on the left is Bill. His big brother who’s been in the family since last March is Ted. We did that on purpose, @alexwinter.com

Y’all, check on your parents and their friends. They’re not doing well.

Are Alix Didier Fils-Aimé and Reggie Fils-Aimé related?

It's obviously important for elected officials to be accountable to voters. However, if I had a job where it took a bunch of strangers calling my office and telling me how to do things for me to make good choices, it would be fair to say I was bad at that job.

Have I WHAT? I just finished paying you people back.

AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate

Y’all, I just wanted a gentle toner to mattify my skin to help my CPAP mask stay in place. I did not ask for this woo.

“Eighty degrees when I tell that friend please/ In this house no N-U-Ts/ ‘Cause we’ve got allergies” #90sKidzBop

(Filling in in Early Preschool (2.5-3 y.o) today, near the end of nap time, talking to the first kid awake:

Me: We’ll get everybody else up and pottied, eat snack, and go outside

Kid: I love snacks.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Netflix’s servers can’t keep up. Half the time it looks like we’re watching this on RealPlayer. #paulvstyson

I might be more likely to believe you if you hadn’t spoofed a number from Montreal. 913/785/620/316. Read a damn NANP map.

Cocomelon is a foreign psyop to make American children unmanageable. I’m an early educator, trust me

Why did I just now find out that the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation of NPR underwriting fame is also the Genius Grant organization?