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I know that this is vitriol / no solution, spleen-venting / But I feel better having screamed. Don’t you?
I need Swedish Chef as Benoit Blanc just running around shouting gibberish and everyone responding like they’re in the presence of the world’s greatest detective.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I need Swedish Chef as Benoit Blanc just running around shouting gibberish and everyone responding like they’re in the presence of the world’s greatest detective.
Hugh Freeze? They’ve got escorts in Lexington, right?
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hugh Freeze? They’ve got escorts in Lexington, right?
I look forward to 2029 when he hires a brass band from New Orleans to parade him around campus as he leaves LSU.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I look forward to 2029 when he hires a brass band from New Orleans to parade him around campus as he leaves LSU.
You get to show up to work drunk, ramble incoherently, and throw axes. It’s the dream and this idiot just walked away…
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You get to show up to work drunk, ramble incoherently, and throw axes. It’s the dream and this idiot just walked away…
R.E.M. Specific List (Which could honestly just be the Top 5):
Drive
Feeling Gravity’s Pull
Begin the Begin
What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?
How The West Was Won and Where It Got Us
Bonus EP Pick:
Wolves, Lower
Turns out they really knew how to kick off an album.
Drive
Feeling Gravity’s Pull
Begin the Begin
What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?
How The West Was Won and Where It Got Us
Bonus EP Pick:
Wolves, Lower
Turns out they really knew how to kick off an album.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
R.E.M. Specific List (Which could honestly just be the Top 5):
Drive
Feeling Gravity’s Pull
Begin the Begin
What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?
How The West Was Won and Where It Got Us
Bonus EP Pick:
Wolves, Lower
Turns out they really knew how to kick off an album.
Drive
Feeling Gravity’s Pull
Begin the Begin
What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?
How The West Was Won and Where It Got Us
Bonus EP Pick:
Wolves, Lower
Turns out they really knew how to kick off an album.
Teachers, doctors, etc. have to listen to people lecture them about their shit, but the tech bros think they should be exempt because they conned some venture capitalist into giving them startup money for stuff nobody needs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Teachers, doctors, etc. have to listen to people lecture them about their shit, but the tech bros think they should be exempt because they conned some venture capitalist into giving them startup money for stuff nobody needs.
Pretty great Saturday all around.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Pretty great Saturday all around.
Let’s set ethics aside for a moment and just look at this from a very basic standpoint: You chose to get “romantically involved” with a deep-fried, brain-wormed, conspiracy-fueled lunatic and yet you think your opinion is worthy of our consideration?
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Let’s set ethics aside for a moment and just look at this from a very basic standpoint: You chose to get “romantically involved” with a deep-fried, brain-wormed, conspiracy-fueled lunatic and yet you think your opinion is worthy of our consideration?
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Kevin Spacey’s character in American Beauty is definitely not a totally fucked up dude and the movie certainly isn’t some commentary on middle class America being similarly fucked up.
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Kevin Spacey’s character in American Beauty is definitely not a totally fucked up dude and the movie certainly isn’t some commentary on middle class America being similarly fucked up.
I do enjoy the baby smoking a cigar. That’s comedy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I do enjoy the baby smoking a cigar. That’s comedy.
I love him so much. What it must be like to go through life just alternating between saying brilliant and insane things and knowing no one will ever call you on it. Pure bliss.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love him so much. What it must be like to go through life just alternating between saying brilliant and insane things and knowing no one will ever call you on it. Pure bliss.
I haven’t consumed any Star Wars media since I walked out of the theater. And I loved Star Wars. Still sore about it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I haven’t consumed any Star Wars media since I walked out of the theater. And I loved Star Wars. Still sore about it.
Grok is what he named his loveseat. “Least woke” just means it can’t say no.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Grok is what he named his loveseat. “Least woke” just means it can’t say no.
I’m often a proponent of “technically correct” being the best kind of correct. But “correcting” the terminology doesn’t make these people any less subhuman trash. Pathetic that they think it does.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m often a proponent of “technically correct” being the best kind of correct. But “correcting” the terminology doesn’t make these people any less subhuman trash. Pathetic that they think it does.
It’s so funny to watch him in this and Succession and then think about watching him 4 or 5 times a year in Pride & Prejudice when my wife insists I watch it with her. Don’t get me wrong, I like the movie quite a bit… just less now than I did 40 some odd viewings ago. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s so funny to watch him in this and Succession and then think about watching him 4 or 5 times a year in Pride & Prejudice when my wife insists I watch it with her. Don’t get me wrong, I like the movie quite a bit… just less now than I did 40 some odd viewings ago. 😂
As a non-sex creep you know what I never have to worry about?
People cherry-picking emails to incriminate me in sex abuse crimes.
People cherry-picking emails to incriminate me in sex abuse crimes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
As a non-sex creep you know what I never have to worry about?
People cherry-picking emails to incriminate me in sex abuse crimes.
People cherry-picking emails to incriminate me in sex abuse crimes.
He’s just mad because a particularly sultry sectional he’s been pursuing told him it had a headache and asked for some ibuprofen. A spurned lover is an enemy of all analgesics.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He’s just mad because a particularly sultry sectional he’s been pursuing told him it had a headache and asked for some ibuprofen. A spurned lover is an enemy of all analgesics.
This made me realize I need this whole saga narrated by Gilbert Gottfried… sadly it would have to be AI-generated so I’ll just have to use my imagination.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This made me realize I need this whole saga narrated by Gilbert Gottfried… sadly it would have to be AI-generated so I’ll just have to use my imagination.
The acting is uniformly excellent, but the casting of Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur was truly inspired. Mutton chops have never looked so good.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The acting is uniformly excellent, but the casting of Nick Offerman as Chester Arthur was truly inspired. Mutton chops have never looked so good.
The hat choices indicate that yes, it is.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The hat choices indicate that yes, it is.