[meanwhile in a random aquarium..........]

[Meanwhile somewhere in a vending machine..........]

????????????????? :3

DIRK STRIDER THIS ISN'T FUNNY

[it's a packet of Trolli sour brite crawlers™️...]

[She's just standing there like >:3]

It's okaAay KAaARKAaAT, you don't haAave to love traAaditionaAally. You've aAalwaAays been there aAand thaAat's enough.

[BAP]

[ifreya just retaliates with a small pap to the face, the voices plaguing sollux's mind receive a temporary debuff. Enjoy your three hours of clarity.]

I aAam normaAal aAand caAan be trusted with AaAttention.

Go aAaheaAad, pet my eaAars, I know you waAannaAa.

OK MY CRAaABBY CONNOISSEURS !! 🦀✨

Tonight’s holy snaAackrifice haAas been prepaAared... aAa whole plaAatter of saAacrilegious daAark chocolaAate crusts housing the screAaamy essence of our loud little knight.

(alright I'm stuck at work so heres a satire shitpost)

AaALRIGHT cultists!! todaAay's sermon is sponsored by KAaARKAaAT KRUNCH™ aAa delectaAable blend of cherry spheres, traAaumaAa maAarshmaAallows, aAand pure unfiltered screaAams.

[sorry guys I don't know why I'm so bleh today... I swear I will write eventually.... anyways take this]

I'M 𝗡𝗢𝗧 AaA CAaAT, AaASSHOLE!!!

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Roleplay account for Ifreya Candet, (cyan) 'mutant' blood sea dweller turned puppy girl.