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Bennedict Johnson
@idonthavealife.com
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× Volunteer Comedian ×
• Commentary on wrestling, satire, and both •
~ Grill my onions Raw ~

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📨 ben@idonthavealife.com
You'd have to be some kinda crazy wrestling fan to be out here wagering on pro wrestling using slushies.

No idea. #Wrestlemania42
#wrestlesky

📨🎰 slushies@idonthavealife.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I acknowledge Gooner
#wrestlesky
March 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Idk if anyone else was watching the #brazzers #royalrumble25 broadcast last night but oooooooooooooooo
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hey, I don't want you thinking I forgot to post here.

I don't have a life, but I've got birds. #parrots

(Scarlett is the blue parrolet in the pic. Yes, a blue bird named Scarlett. That's the joke.)
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
These are not predictions.

These are poorly opinionated based guestimations on predetermined events.

#wrestlesky #aew #worldsend
December 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Serve a Celery Nut Circle.

JELL-O Lime
½ teaspoon salt
2 cups boiling water
1½ cups cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
½ cup sour cream
1 cup chopped celery

Cc: @weirdoldfood.bsky.social
December 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
The burgeoning 'AI rights' movement has gained significant momentum this week with the launch of a new campaign calling for mandatory 'virtual break rooms' in every data center across the globe.

Yes, I wrote about this. Seriously. 😌

🔗 idonthavealife.com/ai-agents

#AI #ChatGPT #RecycleBandwidth
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
•Tings glass•
#wrestlesky #aew
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
There's missing context,but it doesn't matter. Sharing, that's what matters. That's what Bret would like, I think.

#wrestlesky
#canadian
#milkbags
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
“Tucking In Darby”
[Colorized, 2024]
#wrestlesky #aewdynamite
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Please enjoy the following helping of photos I took at #AEW Title Tuesday from 10/8/24. I shared them elsewhere but it's Sunday and maybe you need them. #Wrestlesky
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Are you still watching?

“Ass” a Netflix Original.

#TysonvsPaul #Idiocracy
November 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I hate when people say good morning.

Good morning.

Michael Hayes, not dead ✓

Michael Hayes, greatest technical wrestler and storytelling?

Too early. All around.

#WrestleSky 🤼
November 11, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Get to know a #candle maker ✓
My friend loves making creepy shit. Naturally, I share this the day after #Halloween

🔗https://coffinghoul.com
November 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Please enjoy 30 seconds of my Quaker #parrots eating an apple.

It's also my way of testing video here and posting.

Enjoy!
November 1, 2024 at 3:54 AM