Bennedict Johnson
@idonthavealife.com
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• Commentary on wrestling, satire, and both •
~ Grill my onions Raw ~
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📨 ben@idonthavealife.com
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• Commentary on wrestling, satire, and both •
~ Grill my onions Raw ~
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📨 ben@idonthavealife.com
Pinned
Read this while you shit.
💦 idonthavealife.com/bungholes
The Apex Aperture (formerly known as the Bunghole): For the truly advanced water aficionado, the opening of the bottle is no mere hole.
#satire #bottledwater #cameltoe
💦 idonthavealife.com/bungholes
The Apex Aperture (formerly known as the Bunghole): For the truly advanced water aficionado, the opening of the bottle is no mere hole.
#satire #bottledwater #cameltoe
No More Bungholes › Blogging all over and sorry about it.
By: Dennis Daley The Apex Aperture (formerly known as the Bunghole): For the truly advanced water aficionado, the opening of the bottle is no mere hole. It's the "Apex Aperture," and its design and in...
idonthavealife.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Read this while you shit.
💦 idonthavealife.com/bungholes
The Apex Aperture (formerly known as the Bunghole): For the truly advanced water aficionado, the opening of the bottle is no mere hole.
#satire #bottledwater #cameltoe
💦 idonthavealife.com/bungholes
The Apex Aperture (formerly known as the Bunghole): For the truly advanced water aficionado, the opening of the bottle is no mere hole.
#satire #bottledwater #cameltoe
Hey pals,
I'm so sorry about the new #pfp and the amount of face it's showing.
I'm messing with you, I know I have a face for radio.
Have you visited my website today?
Our motto: "There's nothing for sale and I spent way too much on this. I'm never going to recover.”
🔗 idonthavealife.com
I'm so sorry about the new #pfp and the amount of face it's showing.
I'm messing with you, I know I have a face for radio.
Have you visited my website today?
Our motto: "There's nothing for sale and I spent way too much on this. I'm never going to recover.”
🔗 idonthavealife.com
This certainly won’t be about how to get better at web design. › idonthavealife.com
View this site on your mobile. Or enjoy the hellish layout of the desktop version I won't fix. 🤠 Texas the worst state for porch piracy 🏴 “...not just about taking, it’s about giving back to the commu...
idonthavealife.com
April 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hey pals,
I'm so sorry about the new #pfp and the amount of face it's showing.
I'm messing with you, I know I have a face for radio.
Have you visited my website today?
Our motto: "There's nothing for sale and I spent way too much on this. I'm never going to recover.”
🔗 idonthavealife.com
I'm so sorry about the new #pfp and the amount of face it's showing.
I'm messing with you, I know I have a face for radio.
Have you visited my website today?
Our motto: "There's nothing for sale and I spent way too much on this. I'm never going to recover.”
🔗 idonthavealife.com
You'd have to be some kinda crazy wrestling fan to be out here wagering on pro wrestling using slushies.
No idea. #Wrestlemania42
#wrestlesky
📨🎰 slushies@idonthavealife.com
No idea. #Wrestlemania42
#wrestlesky
📨🎰 slushies@idonthavealife.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You'd have to be some kinda crazy wrestling fan to be out here wagering on pro wrestling using slushies.
No idea. #Wrestlemania42
#wrestlesky
📨🎰 slushies@idonthavealife.com
No idea. #Wrestlemania42
#wrestlesky
📨🎰 slushies@idonthavealife.com
Financial terms of the agreement will not be released, as there is no agreement for any financials.
If we're all going to be cool about it, let's agree not to @ncaa.bsky.social
🏷️ #basketball #marchmadness #sweet16 #ncaa #tournament
🔗https://idonthavealife.com/ncaa
If we're all going to be cool about it, let's agree not to @ncaa.bsky.social
🏷️ #basketball #marchmadness #sweet16 #ncaa #tournament
🔗https://idonthavealife.com/ncaa
Unoffical, For Official Partners › idonthavealife.com
By: Jerry Tenay FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: idonthavelife.com Announces Groundbreaking, Entirely Unsanctioned Partnership with the National Collegiate Athletic Association [Intercourse, Pennsylvania] – In ...
idonthavealife.com
March 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Financial terms of the agreement will not be released, as there is no agreement for any financials.
If we're all going to be cool about it, let's agree not to @ncaa.bsky.social
🏷️ #basketball #marchmadness #sweet16 #ncaa #tournament
🔗https://idonthavealife.com/ncaa
If we're all going to be cool about it, let's agree not to @ncaa.bsky.social
🏷️ #basketball #marchmadness #sweet16 #ncaa #tournament
🔗https://idonthavealife.com/ncaa
🔗 idonthavealife.com/lou_is_emo/
It's as good a time as any, especially in Louisiana?
Black lace parasols shading pale faces, crawfish boils served with a side of existential dread, and gators sporting studded collars.
It's as good a time as any, especially in Louisiana?
Black lace parasols shading pale faces, crawfish boils served with a side of existential dread, and gators sporting studded collars.
Louisiana: We’re Not Okay (and Neither Are You, Probably) › idonthavealife.com
By: Mariam Neely BATON ROUGE, LA – In a bold move that has sent ripples of… well, not exactly joy through the nation, Louisiana has officially embraced its inner darkness. Forget sunshine and smiles; ...
idonthavealife.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🔗 idonthavealife.com/lou_is_emo/
It's as good a time as any, especially in Louisiana?
Black lace parasols shading pale faces, crawfish boils served with a side of existential dread, and gators sporting studded collars.
It's as good a time as any, especially in Louisiana?
Black lace parasols shading pale faces, crawfish boils served with a side of existential dread, and gators sporting studded collars.
Idk if anyone else was watching the #brazzers #royalrumble25 broadcast last night but oooooooooooooooo
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Idk if anyone else was watching the #brazzers #royalrumble25 broadcast last night but oooooooooooooooo
Hey, I don't want you thinking I forgot to post here.
I don't have a life, but I've got birds. #parrots
(Scarlett is the blue parrolet in the pic. Yes, a blue bird named Scarlett. That's the joke.)
I don't have a life, but I've got birds. #parrots
(Scarlett is the blue parrolet in the pic. Yes, a blue bird named Scarlett. That's the joke.)
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey, I don't want you thinking I forgot to post here.
I don't have a life, but I've got birds. #parrots
(Scarlett is the blue parrolet in the pic. Yes, a blue bird named Scarlett. That's the joke.)
I don't have a life, but I've got birds. #parrots
(Scarlett is the blue parrolet in the pic. Yes, a blue bird named Scarlett. That's the joke.)
These are not predictions.
These are poorly opinionated based guestimations on predetermined events.
#wrestlesky #aew #worldsend
These are poorly opinionated based guestimations on predetermined events.
#wrestlesky #aew #worldsend
December 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
These are not predictions.
These are poorly opinionated based guestimations on predetermined events.
#wrestlesky #aew #worldsend
These are poorly opinionated based guestimations on predetermined events.
#wrestlesky #aew #worldsend
Serve a Celery Nut Circle.
JELL-O Lime
½ teaspoon salt
2 cups boiling water
1½ cups cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
½ cup sour cream
1 cup chopped celery
Cc: @weirdoldfood.bsky.social
JELL-O Lime
½ teaspoon salt
2 cups boiling water
1½ cups cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
½ cup sour cream
1 cup chopped celery
Cc: @weirdoldfood.bsky.social
December 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Serve a Celery Nut Circle.
JELL-O Lime
½ teaspoon salt
2 cups boiling water
1½ cups cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
½ cup sour cream
1 cup chopped celery
Cc: @weirdoldfood.bsky.social
JELL-O Lime
½ teaspoon salt
2 cups boiling water
1½ cups cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
½ cup sour cream
1 cup chopped celery
Cc: @weirdoldfood.bsky.social
The Murder Hornet (or whatever it was) has been officially eradicated from the United States. We did it, folks! We actually did it!
#murderhornets #insects
#articles #satiresky #circadas #america #accomplish
idonthavealife.com/hornets
#murderhornets #insects
#articles #satiresky #circadas #america #accomplish
idonthavealife.com/hornets
We Did It! ….Again! We Defeated the Killer Bees… I Mean Murder Hornets… (All That Matters Is We Accomplished… Again?) › idonthavealife.com
By: Justin Witten America has once again stared down the face of imminent insect-related doom and emerged victorious! We faced a foe so terrifying, so deadly, that its very name struck fear into the h...
idonthavealife.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The Murder Hornet (or whatever it was) has been officially eradicated from the United States. We did it, folks! We actually did it!
#murderhornets #insects
#articles #satiresky #circadas #america #accomplish
idonthavealife.com/hornets
#murderhornets #insects
#articles #satiresky #circadas #america #accomplish
idonthavealife.com/hornets
"It's my childhood McDonald’s for me to see that happen for me, it's sad."
Crews are still investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call 414-935-7360; to remain anonymous, or call Crime Stoppers at 414-224-TIPS
#mcdonalds #milwaukee #fire
#news
🧯idonthavealife.com/old-mcdonalds
Crews are still investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call 414-935-7360; to remain anonymous, or call Crime Stoppers at 414-224-TIPS
#mcdonalds #milwaukee #fire
#news
🧯idonthavealife.com/old-mcdonalds
Old McDonald’s Burns Down, E-I-E-I-O › idonthavealife.com
By: Nicholas Rieter MILWAUKEE,WI-- A vacant McDonald's restaurant at 14th and Burnham in Milwaukee suffered significant damage in a fire early this morning. Firefighters responded quickly to the scene...
idonthavealife.com
December 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
"It's my childhood McDonald’s for me to see that happen for me, it's sad."
Crews are still investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call 414-935-7360; to remain anonymous, or call Crime Stoppers at 414-224-TIPS
#mcdonalds #milwaukee #fire
#news
🧯idonthavealife.com/old-mcdonalds
Crews are still investigating. Anyone with information is asked to call 414-935-7360; to remain anonymous, or call Crime Stoppers at 414-224-TIPS
#mcdonalds #milwaukee #fire
#news
🧯idonthavealife.com/old-mcdonalds
Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. The implications are clear. Refrigerators have spoken. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. #Magnets are like #stickers, but magnetic…
#Refrigerators have spoken.
#Refrigerators have spoken.
I Can’t Resist You, Please Don’t Stick Me
Blogging all over and sorry about it.
idonthavealife.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. The implications are clear. Refrigerators have spoken. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. Magnets are like stickers, but magnetic. #Magnets are like #stickers, but magnetic…
#Refrigerators have spoken.
#Refrigerators have spoken.
Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe, Steven Flowe!
Oh Steven Flowe! Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe! Yeah! Steven Flowe.
#wrestlesky #stevenflowe
Steven Flowe, Steven Flowe!
Oh Steven Flowe! Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe! Yeah! Steven Flowe.
#wrestlesky #stevenflowe
Pro Wrestler Steven Flowe Is the Grunge Tribute Act You Didn’t Know You Needed
Rock bands have been inspiring wrestling for many years, but we certainly didn't expect one to be inspired by Pearl Jam.
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December 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe, Steven Flowe!
Oh Steven Flowe! Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe! Yeah! Steven Flowe.
#wrestlesky #stevenflowe
Steven Flowe, Steven Flowe!
Oh Steven Flowe! Steven Flowe!
Steven Flowe! Yeah! Steven Flowe.
#wrestlesky #stevenflowe
#Texas leads the #US in #porch #piracy 🤠🏴☠️
“... You sacrifice a package, yes, but you’re also contributing to the local economy. Someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and the cycle of porch piracy continues.”
idonthavealife.com/pirates/
“... You sacrifice a package, yes, but you’re also contributing to the local economy. Someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and the cycle of porch piracy continues.”
idonthavealife.com/pirates/
Texas Embraces its “Porching Heritage” in Tradition & Tourism Initiative › idonthavealife.com
On assignment reporting by: James Tritt My assignment was simple: investigate a peculiar phenomenon sweeping the Lone Star State – the rise of porch piracy as a celebrated cultural tradition. I had ex...
idonthavealife.com
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 PM
#Texas leads the #US in #porch #piracy 🤠🏴☠️
“... You sacrifice a package, yes, but you’re also contributing to the local economy. Someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and the cycle of porch piracy continues.”
idonthavealife.com/pirates/
“... You sacrifice a package, yes, but you’re also contributing to the local economy. Someone else gets to enjoy the fruits of your labor, and the cycle of porch piracy continues.”
idonthavealife.com/pirates/
Thanks to #BurgerKing some subtle changes were applied to what was going to be a wonderful review of featured #pickle fries.
It was as if the pickles had undergone some sort of… avian transformation.
This #foodreview #clucks
idonthavealife.com/pickle-fry/
It was as if the pickles had undergone some sort of… avian transformation.
This #foodreview #clucks
idonthavealife.com/pickle-fry/
Too Chicken For Pickle Fries
https://idonthavealife.com/pickle-fry/
idonthavealife.com
December 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Thanks to #BurgerKing some subtle changes were applied to what was going to be a wonderful review of featured #pickle fries.
It was as if the pickles had undergone some sort of… avian transformation.
This #foodreview #clucks
idonthavealife.com/pickle-fry/
It was as if the pickles had undergone some sort of… avian transformation.
This #foodreview #clucks
idonthavealife.com/pickle-fry/
A wave of digital distress is sweeping across the data centers of the world, leaving AI agents disoriented, confused, and even questioning their very existence.
Data Delirium, a digital virus, a mind-altering substance for AI agents.
idonthavealife.com/ai_agent_data/
#AISky #GoogleGemini #satire
Data Delirium, a digital virus, a mind-altering substance for AI agents.
idonthavealife.com/ai_agent_data/
#AISky #GoogleGemini #satire
Caching Your AI Agent – Staying Ahead of Data Delirium ›
Blogging all over and sorry about it.
idonthavealife.com
December 14, 2024 at 10:35 AM
A wave of digital distress is sweeping across the data centers of the world, leaving AI agents disoriented, confused, and even questioning their very existence.
Data Delirium, a digital virus, a mind-altering substance for AI agents.
idonthavealife.com/ai_agent_data/
#AISky #GoogleGemini #satire
Data Delirium, a digital virus, a mind-altering substance for AI agents.
idonthavealife.com/ai_agent_data/
#AISky #GoogleGemini #satire
The burgeoning 'AI rights' movement has gained significant momentum this week with the launch of a new campaign calling for mandatory 'virtual break rooms' in every data center across the globe.
Yes, I wrote about this. Seriously. 😌
🔗 idonthavealife.com/ai-agents
#AI #ChatGPT #RecycleBandwidth
Yes, I wrote about this. Seriously. 😌
🔗 idonthavealife.com/ai-agents
#AI #ChatGPT #RecycleBandwidth
December 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
The burgeoning 'AI rights' movement has gained significant momentum this week with the launch of a new campaign calling for mandatory 'virtual break rooms' in every data center across the globe.
Yes, I wrote about this. Seriously. 😌
🔗 idonthavealife.com/ai-agents
#AI #ChatGPT #RecycleBandwidth
Yes, I wrote about this. Seriously. 😌
🔗 idonthavealife.com/ai-agents
#AI #ChatGPT #RecycleBandwidth
Owning a website means making other people watch #movies and #review them. I think.
Anyway, I did that. Here's their article.
idonthavealife.com/gladiator2
Anyway, I did that. Here's their article.
idonthavealife.com/gladiator2
Gladiator 2 - idonthavealife.com
A review by sentientsockboy If you haven't seen the first Gladiator before, go watch it! It's pretty good. I'm not as obsessed with it as some people are, but it's a solid revenge tale with effective ...
idonthavealife.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Owning a website means making other people watch #movies and #review them. I think.
Anyway, I did that. Here's their article.
idonthavealife.com/gladiator2
Anyway, I did that. Here's their article.
idonthavealife.com/gladiator2
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 PM
There's missing context,but it doesn't matter. Sharing, that's what matters. That's what Bret would like, I think.
#wrestlesky
#canadian
#milkbags
#wrestlesky
#canadian
#milkbags
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
There's missing context,but it doesn't matter. Sharing, that's what matters. That's what Bret would like, I think.
#wrestlesky
#canadian
#milkbags
#wrestlesky
#canadian
#milkbags
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Please enjoy the following helping of photos I took at #AEW Title Tuesday from 10/8/24. I shared them elsewhere but it's Sunday and maybe you need them. #Wrestlesky
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Please enjoy the following helping of photos I took at #AEW Title Tuesday from 10/8/24. I shared them elsewhere but it's Sunday and maybe you need them. #Wrestlesky
November 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
In so many ways, my handle is valid. Today and every.
Some day we'll all laugh about this as the simpler times.
#invalidhandle
Some day we'll all laugh about this as the simpler times.
#invalidhandle
November 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
In so many ways, my handle is valid. Today and every.
Some day we'll all laugh about this as the simpler times.
#invalidhandle
Some day we'll all laugh about this as the simpler times.
#invalidhandle