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electricity is just spicy air
goku from dragon balls Z dated my cousin
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golf cat
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
golf cat
one of my favorite book’s
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
one of my favorite book’s
have spent 22 hour’s meditation under the bodhi tree and have discover that: twelve parking tickets 4 expired meter :(
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
have spent 22 hour’s meditation under the bodhi tree and have discover that: twelve parking tickets 4 expired meter :(
fully expected this from today’s main character on bluesky the everything app
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
fully expected this from today’s main character on bluesky the everything app
im not a deadbeat dad, im the dad who was beat dead ✊
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
im not a deadbeat dad, im the dad who was beat dead ✊
edison zap a elephant 2 prove ac bad. einstein did it cuz he thought it was the moon n he was 14 beers deep in the spacetime continuum
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
edison zap a elephant 2 prove ac bad. einstein did it cuz he thought it was the moon n he was 14 beers deep in the spacetime continuum
DID YOU KNO:: turtle’s dont usually,practice martial art’s with ratts
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
DID YOU KNO:: turtle’s dont usually,practice martial art’s with ratts
vin cheesel
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
vin cheesel
eat🍃ed black bean n soy choriso,,, brain EXPAND 🪑 tummy?? ruin!!! 💡 worth it 🦑
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
eat🍃ed black bean n soy choriso,,, brain EXPAND 🪑 tummy?? ruin!!! 💡 worth it 🦑
been thinkin. bout the ramen noodles ,,,how they get em in the cup?? do they, like,, plant the noodle seed inside n water it til it grow??? or maybe they shrink em real small n toss em in?? every time i open 1 im like. wow. they did it again. the noodle engineer’s.. undefeated
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
been thinkin. bout the ramen noodles ,,,how they get em in the cup?? do they, like,, plant the noodle seed inside n water it til it grow??? or maybe they shrink em real small n toss em in?? every time i open 1 im like. wow. they did it again. the noodle engineer’s.. undefeated
im , voting 2day with my wallet,, at the food library. ramen noodle 35 cents
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
im , voting 2day with my wallet,, at the food library. ramen noodle 35 cents
i went vegen becuz i love aminals ; and also i thot milk was cow sweat,, kinda??
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i went vegen becuz i love aminals ; and also i thot milk was cow sweat,, kinda??
just, invented new way,, to save time. instead of brushing; teeth i just drink. the toothpaste,, now my stomach so clean it. sparkles when i burp
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
just, invented new way,, to save time. instead of brushing; teeth i just drink. the toothpaste,, now my stomach so clean it. sparkles when i burp
how come? book
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
how come? book
i jus find out blueberry not actually blue.??? like they gray inside. i been lied 2 by the entire fruit industry. the “blue” is a illusion made by GOD or maybe walmart. i feel sick
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
i jus find out blueberry not actually blue.??? like they gray inside. i been lied 2 by the entire fruit industry. the “blue” is a illusion made by GOD or maybe walmart. i feel sick
pepsi an coke had a fite behind walmart,, i tried 2 stop them but coke hit me w a 2 liter ??pepsi said “this aint over” n drove off in a shopping cart
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
pepsi an coke had a fite behind walmart,, i tried 2 stop them but coke hit me w a 2 liter ??pepsi said “this aint over” n drove off in a shopping cart
put the yogret in the frezer to make “ice yougrt ” 😎 now everyoen call me insane,, but when nasda hears abt this?? they wil cry. “hes 2 powerfull,” they say. “he maked the milk cold twise.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
put the yogret in the frezer to make “ice yougrt ” 😎 now everyoen call me insane,, but when nasda hears abt this?? they wil cry. “hes 2 powerfull,” they say. “he maked the milk cold twise.”
they cut snap an wic to “save money” 😂 bro u just saved $5 and made 10,000 babies hungry. economy speedrun to hell any%🔥
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
they cut snap an wic to “save money” 😂 bro u just saved $5 and made 10,000 babies hungry. economy speedrun to hell any%🔥
on bluesky,, you can tell joke’s and?. nobody laugh. they explain it back serious. and then u have to explain sorry ur brain missing the joke chip ,idiot 😔🧠
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
on bluesky,, you can tell joke’s and?. nobody laugh. they explain it back serious. and then u have to explain sorry ur brain missing the joke chip ,idiot 😔🧠
be me,; see pokemons and think, “what this “? open google. type “pokeman that look like sad cow ghost”. spell it wrong 7 times.
after 3 hour’s declare with confidence: “this is pikachu.”
it is not. ):
after 3 hour’s declare with confidence: “this is pikachu.”
it is not. ):
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
be me,; see pokemons and think, “what this “? open google. type “pokeman that look like sad cow ghost”. spell it wrong 7 times.
after 3 hour’s declare with confidence: “this is pikachu.”
it is not. ):
after 3 hour’s declare with confidence: “this is pikachu.”
it is not. ):