I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

thank god toby fox invented music

I don’t like to brag, but by twenty minutes or so into any Columbo episode, I have figured out who the killer is.

Hawk the herald angels sang
Glory tuah that newborn thang

when people call music theory “gay math” they’re making it sound slightly cooler than it is. i still like it. but let’s temper our expectations