Melody 💖
@idalupenis.bsky.social
Trans lesbian communist who likes movies and music. My writing can be found at The Singles Jukebox, PopHeist, and Rock and Roll Globe. Sometimes I write books too.
Bisexual women will say, “I’m attracted to every woman and my bf,” and then this is their bf
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Bisexual women will say, “I’m attracted to every woman and my bf,” and then this is their bf
My life is just cats
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My life is just cats
LibreOffice really wants its users to get a visit from the FBI
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
LibreOffice really wants its users to get a visit from the FBI
They have bonded over being British and their love for music
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They have bonded over being British and their love for music
Whoa, Gilmore Girls predicted Peppa Pig
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whoa, Gilmore Girls predicted Peppa Pig
Reading 'Salem's Lot, and the scariest thing in it so far is the phrase "the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to"
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reading 'Salem's Lot, and the scariest thing in it so far is the phrase "the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to"
Recently rewatched that episode of The X-Files where there’s a parasitic worm that possess a human host and then kills everyone, and Scully realizes the way to defeat them is by putting two parasites inside the same host and letting them destroy each other
Thinking about that rn for reasons
Thinking about that rn for reasons
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Recently rewatched that episode of The X-Files where there’s a parasitic worm that possess a human host and then kills everyone, and Scully realizes the way to defeat them is by putting two parasites inside the same host and letting them destroy each other
Thinking about that rn for reasons
Thinking about that rn for reasons
Daryl Hall & John Oates, 2025
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Daryl Hall & John Oates, 2025
Okay, fine, I admit it: I’m the beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx
September 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay, fine, I admit it: I’m the beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx
Me planning my birthday:
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me planning my birthday:
I’m glad Houses of Leaves has an index so I can skip to the good parts
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m glad Houses of Leaves has an index so I can skip to the good parts
Imagine how validated you’d feel in your choice of partner if you told them that you wanted to star in something about the problems faced by modern women and they proceeded to write A Woman Under the fucking Influence for you.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Imagine how validated you’d feel in your choice of partner if you told them that you wanted to star in something about the problems faced by modern women and they proceeded to write A Woman Under the fucking Influence for you.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
The greatest two-sentence horror story ever written
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The greatest two-sentence horror story ever written
Raiden at Mortal Kombat
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Raiden at Mortal Kombat
I’m so happy for him!
August 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m so happy for him!
G-Eazy’s verse on Britney Spears’ “Make Me…” is still one of the worst rap verses I’ve ever heard on a hit song.
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
G-Eazy’s verse on Britney Spears’ “Make Me…” is still one of the worst rap verses I’ve ever heard on a hit song.
I’m so good at dating apps
July 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m so good at dating apps
Me when I hear a U2 song
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me when I hear a U2 song
Can’t believe that Black Sabbath wrote a song about I Saw the TV Glow, The Matrix, and Rob Zombie’s Halloween II (director’s cut)
July 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Can’t believe that Black Sabbath wrote a song about I Saw the TV Glow, The Matrix, and Rob Zombie’s Halloween II (director’s cut)
I’m so good at dating apps
June 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m so good at dating apps
When mom lets you pick out your own outfit for the first time
June 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When mom lets you pick out your own outfit for the first time