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Vice President in Charge of Calzones. Locally-sourced, handcrafted, artisanal not-tweets.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm doing workplace harassment training and I'm almost old enough to file age discrimination complaints.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm doing workplace harassment training and I'm almost old enough to file age discrimination complaints.
Kinda telling that the couple looks over 40 and the dude’s beard is graying. That’s when you buy a house in the modern world—if at all.
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Kinda telling that the couple looks over 40 and the dude’s beard is graying. That’s when you buy a house in the modern world—if at all.
Just had to explain to my wife—famously not a film person—why “Goodbye Horses” is so culturally significant.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just had to explain to my wife—famously not a film person—why “Goodbye Horses” is so culturally significant.
Tom Pelphry is great in Task, but I’d love to see how much money they offered Jon Bernthal.
September 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tom Pelphry is great in Task, but I’d love to see how much money they offered Jon Bernthal.
It’s hard to feel bad for giant pharmaceutical companies, but man, Tylenol has caught some strays over the years.
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s hard to feel bad for giant pharmaceutical companies, but man, Tylenol has caught some strays over the years.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Whenever “Use Me” by Bill Withers comes on I’m instantly back at Orlando’s with @audacityofdespair.bsky.social.
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whenever “Use Me” by Bill Withers comes on I’m instantly back at Orlando’s with @audacityofdespair.bsky.social.
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Michael Scott after he accidentally bought a women's suit
a close up of a person 's hand holding a black and purple jacket .
Alt: a close up of a person 's hand holding a black and purple jacket . It's the character Michael Scott after he accidentally bought a women's suit.
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Michael Scott after he accidentally bought a women's suit
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this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.
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have only seen this on women's jackets bc of the difficulty of getting an out-breast pocket to lay correctly over a curved bust
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
have only seen this on women's jackets bc of the difficulty of getting an out-breast pocket to lay correctly over a curved bust
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stephen miller's tailor forgot to give him a breast pocket
August 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
stephen miller's tailor forgot to give him a breast pocket
It’s the most perfect comedic timing possible. It’s a masterclass in editing.
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s the most perfect comedic timing possible. It’s a masterclass in editing.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
There’s a fine line between CLINT EASTWOOD and CUNT EASTWOOD*.
*This observation is highly font-dependent.
*This observation is highly font-dependent.
July 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There’s a fine line between CLINT EASTWOOD and CUNT EASTWOOD*.
*This observation is highly font-dependent.
*This observation is highly font-dependent.
The number of necklaces and/or bracelets a man wears is inversely proportional to his mental health.
July 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The number of necklaces and/or bracelets a man wears is inversely proportional to his mental health.
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The free market* at work!
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
Just in: "Paramount has reached an agreement in principle to resolve the lawsuit filed by President Trump and Representative Jackson in the Northern District of Texas." The settlement entails $16 million to Trump's future library, mirroring ABC's deal last December.
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The free market* at work!
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
I walked 11 miles and burned over 900 calories today. All it takes is losing a kitten. Try my new fitness plan.
June 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I walked 11 miles and burned over 900 calories today. All it takes is losing a kitten. Try my new fitness plan.
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I suspect a downstream effect of everyone in this administration sincerely believing their own propaganda is that they thought LA was entirely effete Hollyweird sickos who would cry about pronouns as opposed to like, rude Chicano teens with full-chest Morrissey tattoos
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I suspect a downstream effect of everyone in this administration sincerely believing their own propaganda is that they thought LA was entirely effete Hollyweird sickos who would cry about pronouns as opposed to like, rude Chicano teens with full-chest Morrissey tattoos
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Sounds like Trump has realized that demanding ICE meet arbitrary arrest quotas means they're only going to arrest the people in easy-to-find locations, and that it's hurting him politically
June 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sounds like Trump has realized that demanding ICE meet arbitrary arrest quotas means they're only going to arrest the people in easy-to-find locations, and that it's hurting him politically
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ICE agent at a workplace raid: “you guys understand we have a signed warrant to be here”
Worker: “And here’s my bag of f^cks”
Worker: “And here’s my bag of f^cks”
June 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ICE agent at a workplace raid: “you guys understand we have a signed warrant to be here”
Worker: “And here’s my bag of f^cks”
Worker: “And here’s my bag of f^cks”
A short scroll warned of widespread wildfires, catastrophic flooding, rampant data privacy issues with airlines, and impending recession.
June 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A short scroll warned of widespread wildfires, catastrophic flooding, rampant data privacy issues with airlines, and impending recession.
Call J.G. Wentworth
The best care a pet can get
The best care a pet can get
June 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Call J.G. Wentworth
The best care a pet can get
The best care a pet can get
@blankcheck.bsky.social Did anyone pitch “Casters of the Lost Pod” as the Spielberg title?
June 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@blankcheck.bsky.social Did anyone pitch “Casters of the Lost Pod” as the Spielberg title?
Whose idea was it to reboot Aerosmith? Yeah, you know the song.
May 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Whose idea was it to reboot Aerosmith? Yeah, you know the song.
Essential oils? Come on now. At most, they’re optional oils.
May 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Essential oils? Come on now. At most, they’re optional oils.