IChuckPens
@ichuckpens.bsky.social
I hope the world will one day be a better place. Ally. Bit of a hippie. Will gladly block anyone who thinks they are better than others because of religion, skin color, or sexual orientation. Definitely ADHD. Farker. Will hopefully remember to
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IChuckPens
@ichuckpens.bsky.social
· Nov 17
This is Ro, my kitty soulmate. He loves belly rubs and 10/10 gives awesome cuddles.
Never thought I'd be talking to my 12 year old daughter about smegma and circumcisions but here we are. 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Never thought I'd be talking to my 12 year old daughter about smegma and circumcisions but here we are. 🤷♀️
Middle school is that weird age range where the kids at the bus stop look either one of two ways: like they're about to go to kindergarten or they're about to go get a mortgage. There is no in-between.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Middle school is that weird age range where the kids at the bus stop look either one of two ways: like they're about to go to kindergarten or they're about to go get a mortgage. There is no in-between.
Normalize complimenting your kids. They need it and so do you. 💜
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Normalize complimenting your kids. They need it and so do you. 💜
Today, my best description of AuDHD is this: I know the tune but not the words.
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Today, my best description of AuDHD is this: I know the tune but not the words.
My AuDHD likes to make me panic way earlier than I need to for an event and then panic about not remembering later when I should panic.
FYI my husband suggested setting a reminder on the Alexa. And I've done it. So I'm only dealing with mild panic now. The "dreading it" panic.
FYI my husband suggested setting a reminder on the Alexa. And I've done it. So I'm only dealing with mild panic now. The "dreading it" panic.
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My AuDHD likes to make me panic way earlier than I need to for an event and then panic about not remembering later when I should panic.
FYI my husband suggested setting a reminder on the Alexa. And I've done it. So I'm only dealing with mild panic now. The "dreading it" panic.
FYI my husband suggested setting a reminder on the Alexa. And I've done it. So I'm only dealing with mild panic now. The "dreading it" panic.
I love nothing more than to annoy my 11 year old daughter with a fly by twerking. Considering the amount of times she's done it to me I feel like it's more than fair. 😂
September 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love nothing more than to annoy my 11 year old daughter with a fly by twerking. Considering the amount of times she's done it to me I feel like it's more than fair. 😂
No one talks about the absolute feeling of ick when accidentally sitting on a toilet lid bare bottomed.
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
No one talks about the absolute feeling of ick when accidentally sitting on a toilet lid bare bottomed.
Testing out new ways to say goodbye to my husband whenever I leave a room we're both in. So far, his favorites seem to be "I must away!", and wild claims that I will only speak in song and then proceed to dramatically make up lyrics to the tune of some song I can't remember the name of as I leave.
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Testing out new ways to say goodbye to my husband whenever I leave a room we're both in. So far, his favorites seem to be "I must away!", and wild claims that I will only speak in song and then proceed to dramatically make up lyrics to the tune of some song I can't remember the name of as I leave.
I just realized that since hubby and I work from home and we're constantly together that I now say bye to him on a regular basis whenever I leave the room we're both in. Not our house. Just the room. Thinking back, this probably started about 4 years ago. Must have been at some point during COVID.
August 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I just realized that since hubby and I work from home and we're constantly together that I now say bye to him on a regular basis whenever I leave the room we're both in. Not our house. Just the room. Thinking back, this probably started about 4 years ago. Must have been at some point during COVID.
Things that annoy me about Amazon: Hey, you just purchased this item in bulk that'll probably take you 10 years to use up but guess what? We've got more of this item and thought you'd be interested. Also, this happens with GrubHub and such. Oh, you just ordered food? Don't forget to order more food!
August 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Things that annoy me about Amazon: Hey, you just purchased this item in bulk that'll probably take you 10 years to use up but guess what? We've got more of this item and thought you'd be interested. Also, this happens with GrubHub and such. Oh, you just ordered food? Don't forget to order more food!
I'm constantly amazed by my husband, who does things like follow aftercare instructions after having toenail surgery. Never thought I'd find that sexy, but here we are.
August 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm constantly amazed by my husband, who does things like follow aftercare instructions after having toenail surgery. Never thought I'd find that sexy, but here we are.
Had a rough day today so here's Mei Mei wondering why I'm folding laundry instead of leaving it out for her to enjoy.
July 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Had a rough day today so here's Mei Mei wondering why I'm folding laundry instead of leaving it out for her to enjoy.
One of our cats is addicted to what we call "bongo butts" but I'm sure other people call it different things. She's gotten so obsessed that it reminds me of dogs that get obsessed with the right pen light so I'm a little worried.
I'll just be here bongo-ing for the rest of my life, apparently. 🙃
I'll just be here bongo-ing for the rest of my life, apparently. 🙃
July 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
One of our cats is addicted to what we call "bongo butts" but I'm sure other people call it different things. She's gotten so obsessed that it reminds me of dogs that get obsessed with the right pen light so I'm a little worried.
I'll just be here bongo-ing for the rest of my life, apparently. 🙃
I'll just be here bongo-ing for the rest of my life, apparently. 🙃
Just finished singing a ditty about chocolate muffins and my cats to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. So thanks for that, Brain.
ADHD is weird when it's in charge.
ADHD is weird when it's in charge.
July 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Just finished singing a ditty about chocolate muffins and my cats to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. So thanks for that, Brain.
ADHD is weird when it's in charge.
ADHD is weird when it's in charge.
I've had Pink Pony Club stuck in my head on repeat all day. Good song but I wish my brain would give me a break.
July 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've had Pink Pony Club stuck in my head on repeat all day. Good song but I wish my brain would give me a break.
I want to go out and do all the things and also stay home and get organized but instead I'm paralyzed by the inability to make up my mind so I'm in bed trying to cocoon myself instead. AuDHD. Thanks! I hate it.
June 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I want to go out and do all the things and also stay home and get organized but instead I'm paralyzed by the inability to make up my mind so I'm in bed trying to cocoon myself instead. AuDHD. Thanks! I hate it.
We're now using Mitch Hedberg humor deal with noisy apartment neighbors. "Go. Around."
June 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We're now using Mitch Hedberg humor deal with noisy apartment neighbors. "Go. Around."
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June 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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My husband cleaned the house while I was out for a bit this morning so now I'm just sitting here thinking about how awesome he is. Totally innocent thoughts FYI.
a waterfall in the middle of a lush green forest with the words sploosh !
ALT: a waterfall in the middle of a lush green forest with the words sploosh !
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June 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My husband cleaned the house while I was out for a bit this morning so now I'm just sitting here thinking about how awesome he is. Totally innocent thoughts FYI.
Our babies always know when he's suffering from a migraine.
May 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Our babies always know when he's suffering from a migraine.
My daughter just yelled to her friend, "Grab your phone, we're having pizza rolls!"
Why do they need the phone? Also, this is such a Gen Alpha thing to do/say that I can't stop laughing. 🤣
Why do they need the phone? Also, this is such a Gen Alpha thing to do/say that I can't stop laughing. 🤣
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My daughter just yelled to her friend, "Grab your phone, we're having pizza rolls!"
Why do they need the phone? Also, this is such a Gen Alpha thing to do/say that I can't stop laughing. 🤣
Why do they need the phone? Also, this is such a Gen Alpha thing to do/say that I can't stop laughing. 🤣
Nothing says "I really love you" like my husband jokingly humping me while I'm bent over reaching for something. I'm a total hot mess right now appearance-wise but that boy doesn't care. I love that for me. 🤩
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing says "I really love you" like my husband jokingly humping me while I'm bent over reaching for something. I'm a total hot mess right now appearance-wise but that boy doesn't care. I love that for me. 🤩
Liquid kitty mode activated.
February 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Liquid kitty mode activated.
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I’m not trying to minimize the very real backslide we have witnessed in recent years, but (1) we arguably had nothing close to democracy until the Voting Rights Act in 1965, (2) the Senate always warped democratic representation, (3) four million Americans cannot vote due to felony convictions
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m not trying to minimize the very real backslide we have witnessed in recent years, but (1) we arguably had nothing close to democracy until the Voting Rights Act in 1965, (2) the Senate always warped democratic representation, (3) four million Americans cannot vote due to felony convictions