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Relatively well educated but incredibly lazy writer/typist/tappist. Sorry for the mess

Wairarapa
Aotearoa NZ
Yes!
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Finally got round to trying the egg wash. Worked well but I guess it won’t be fully tested until they’ve suffered being bagged up

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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not likely T will live to the end of the term so maybe they’ll last until he dies? Vance and his handlers will want their own administration.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The hypocrisy is a conservative flex. It is intentional. The rules never apply to them
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Moved my KiwiSaver to a conservative fund the other day. Always depressing to think that we’re the ones that end up paying for other people’s greed
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
McAnulty seems like a good guy but he’s in the wrong party to offer any real hope. Labour have been captured for too long. Vote Green (or TPM if that’s your flavour) and don’t look back. Labour had its chance
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I would say the lockdowns exposed the selfishness of a select few. The vast majority were so grateful
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Who is going to side with AoNZ’s biggest windbag against national treasure Sam Neil? Jones is deluded
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Shawarma?
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Um. No mention of the absurd size of modern American vehicles?
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
NotNational betrayed the people of this country with Rogernomics in ‘84, fucked over Māori the next time they were in power, and then in 2020 they had the first (and likely last) straight out majority in MMP history and pissed it up against the fucking wall
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Count myself pretty left wing and I have never voted for the NotNational party. Not going to change as long as the Greens are even slightly left wing
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
They’re happy to keep exporting carbon to the rest of the world though. 😡
You won’t find me defending Labour but the ALP are snugly in bed with the fossil fuel industry
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trickery fuckery sounds like the start of a dirty nursery rhyme (that ends with a rodent running up a penis). Maybe keep the ‘and’ and perhaps write with an ampersand.

Trickery & Fuckery
Old fashioned right wing shenanigans for a new world
(Think Fortnum & Mason, but for would be fascists)
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“open sesame”
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Funnier if it was a duo like.
Like Simon and Garfunkel
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Or a band
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That piece of shit should never have been allowed out from under his rock
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Two hundred bucks
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Any taxes for roads need to take vehicle weight into consideration and draw a line between road use and pollution. The convenient days of fuel taxes which do both are waning. Of course here in Aotearoa NZ we are not doing that, hopefully the UK govt will look this way and learn from us
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Agreed. Health insurance doesn’t work in isolation without a public health system. See USA. So that means it’s a PPP which we all know are scams that help businesses skim low hanging fruit off the public sector
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh Jesus! I was referring to the standard type. Where by “pumpkin spice” they mean “the spices used in pumpkin pies”.

Sorry. That sounds horrrific
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM