Ian Walling
ianwalling.bsky.social
Ian Walling
@ianwalling.bsky.social
Political Theorist. VAP at Whitman College. Socialist Aristotelian.
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Having a Chicago Pope really paying off right now.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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ben smith’s take from last year when the nuzzi/rfk story first broke aged like cheese on a dashboard
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"You cannot be explaining your Nazi tattoo and defeat a multi-term incumbent."
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The attack on core departments, tenured, and tenure track faculty is now accelerating in blue states, building upon the assault on NTT colleagues. Far from resisting Trump’s assault on higher ed, University admins in Democratic run states are spraying fuel on the fire to make it burn faster.
A massive attack on several humanities units (Arabic Studies, Judaic Studies, Holocaust Studies, Classics, Religion, German & Scandinavian, Russian/East European/Eurasian Studies) *and* tenure now unfolding at the University of Oregon (a blue state!). Closure of units and faculty layoffs threatened.
August 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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THE HORSES HAVE DISCOVERED BLACK METAL
the good news is your foal is healthy the bad news is he’s going to put on his sunglasses every time he delivers a perfect one-liner
December 27, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
In moments of gravity like this, I'm reminded of Byron on another famed diplomat:

"Posterity will ne’er survey
a Nobler grave than this:
Here lie the bones of Castlereagh:
Stop, traveller, and piss!"
November 30, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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It’s November, which means we’re coming up on three years since this quote. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/tru...
November 1, 2023 at 12:23 PM
I'll be heading to WPSA, so if you are going and want to meet up, let me know!
October 26, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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i feel like i’m going completely insane otherwise and then i log on and people are just posting like “will the gop mobilize behind Chip Hornk (R-CO)?” i simply don’t know. i don’t know. i don’t know
October 25, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Moby Dick is just sentences like this, piled up to the length of a book, and it rocks.
October 25, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Ngl, this was a weird week to be teaching Gandhi.
October 20, 2023 at 5:07 PM
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In Noah Pinion's attic hangs a take that just keeps getting smarter and smarter
October 9, 2023 at 6:30 PM
It's incredibly heartening when students come up to you after class to ask what else you'll be teaching next semester.
October 9, 2023 at 10:14 PM
C: So this function your talking about, that's, what in Greek, it's ergo?
Me: Ergon, Mister Columbo. With an n.
C: Aaaaaah, like ergonomic! You know my wife, she's been after me to get one of those, what do you call it, ergonomic chairs. Is that what Aristotle was after?
Me: Hardly Mister Columbo.
In an alternate world where you are a murderer and Columbo is investigating you, what would he have to pretend that he and/or his wife are interested in?
October 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM