Ian Robertson
iantrobertson.bsky.social
Ian Robertson
@iantrobertson.bsky.social
chellonic, tortoise-like even
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Must be lead in those nipple piercings
Cuomo has truly lost it.
August 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Nick For Israel For Congress
Nick For Israel For Congress Campaign
www.nickforisraelforcongress.us
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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there's the first way (kids do not belong to their parents) there's the second way (there should be no limits on what a parent can do to their child) and then there's the third way (the last one again but only when the kid's a queer)
May 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure.

Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
April 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Under Fascism, the state makes sweeping changes (sold as an attack on waste, fraud, and abuse) in the name of efficiency…and “the trains will run on time!”

Stream my hour-long special “Rick Steves’ The Story of Fascism in Europe” at www.ricksteves.com/fascism.
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
April 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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On a more selfish level, this shit just bums me out.

Like, "Man, I could really use a laugh right now." *Searches Rodney Dangerfield.* Top Video: "Charlie Kirk destroys trans children in debate."

Like what the fuck?
Something strange (but not exactly surprising) I've noticed about the YouTube advertising algorithm...

Anytime I look up popular comedians, the top ad and first video you get is almost always something from Turning Points USA.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor

(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)

Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
MrBeast Starts a New Chapter as a James Patterson Co-Author
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
www.vulture.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I get sports now. It's about reducing a man to numbers and then making those numbers do imaginary fights in your head.
March 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The worst thing the federal government has done to unions in my lifetime happened last night. The second worst thing was three weeks ago.

The labor movement will either protect ourselves right now or be smashed. That's all there is to it.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-g...
They Are Going to Take Everything If We Don't Stop Them
The government is going to destroy unions if we don't fight now.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Fascinating look at how deeply surveilled we all are and how dogged law enforcement can follow the tiniest bread crumbs to capture perpetrators they prioritize.

In other news, the person who planted pipe bombs in Washington DC ahead of January 6th is still unidentified.
How three alleged Tesla vandals got caught

Automatic license plate readers, Instagram captions, and fingerprints.

🔗 www.404media.co/how-three-al...
March 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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When I said I was worried about Tyranny I meant the government doing mild health insurance reform. I have no problem with them illegally snatching and disappearing people
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Today it's Palestine, tomorrow it's "gender ideology", the next day it's the Luigi Mangione meme you liked on Instagram
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
March 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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If Columbia's principle obligation isn't to its students it isn't an institution of higher learning, it's a holding company that offers classes
March 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.
March 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Meme in real life
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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can I offer a suggestion that might help
March 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM