Ian Martin
@ianmartin.bsky.social
The Thick of It/The Hartlepool Spy/Veep/The Death of Stalin/Unhinged/Epic Space/Broken English
FOLLOW-UP FEATURE PITCH: 'THE PELOTON OF CUNTS'
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
FOLLOW-UP FEATURE PITCH: 'THE PELOTON OF CUNTS'
Lest we forget to do this yesterday.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lest we forget to do this yesterday.
BOTTOM: FAITHFUL
TOP: TRAITOR
TOP: TRAITOR
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
BOTTOM: FAITHFUL
TOP: TRAITOR
TOP: TRAITOR
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
[delete 'cross']
[delete 'cross']
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
[delete 'cross']
[delete 'cross']
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT BBC D-G?
Literally the only genuine-looking thing is the giant catheter full of piss.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Literally the only genuine-looking thing is the giant catheter full of piss.
The somnambulant mumbling incumbent shuns the non-ambulant dumb-lucked recumbent lump.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The somnambulant mumbling incumbent shuns the non-ambulant dumb-lucked recumbent lump.
Yeah, what the fucuck.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yeah, what the fucuck.
HOW CAN STARMER REGAIN CREDIBILITY?
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
HOW CAN STARMER REGAIN CREDIBILITY?
Coincidence? Or harmful advertising?
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Coincidence? Or harmful advertising?
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
Ah, farewell The Queen.
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Ah, farewell The Queen.
...obsessed with this. It's fantastic writing music, mood music, everything. Playing it to death. Cheers @warringtonruncorn.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
...obsessed with this. It's fantastic writing music, mood music, everything. Playing it to death. Cheers @warringtonruncorn.com
So this is great, but...
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
So this is great, but...
see bAInksy did a good one in the Guardian
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
see bAInksy did a good one in the Guardian
Oh THAT's how we're reframing pornography now is it, The Telegraph.
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Oh THAT's how we're reframing pornography now is it, The Telegraph.
Afterthought: why does the NYT say "what appeared to be an AI-generated video"? Do they think there's a remote possibility this brain-dead human cyst put a crown on piloted a fucking plane and dumped the shit FOR REAL?
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Afterthought: why does the NYT say "what appeared to be an AI-generated video"? Do they think there's a remote possibility this brain-dead human cyst put a crown on piloted a fucking plane and dumped the shit FOR REAL?
There is, however, one Boris Johnson book that was written WITHOUT using Metal Mickey. And goodness me, what a fine gift it would make for anyone. Available at all good - and shit - booksellers.
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/unhinged-...
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/unhinged-...
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
There is, however, one Boris Johnson book that was written WITHOUT using Metal Mickey. And goodness me, what a fine gift it would make for anyone. Available at all good - and shit - booksellers.
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/unhinged-...
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/unhinged-...