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Day 2 of harvest and he looks like it's day 30
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How Erin finds and matches these pictures so well I will never know. Some kind of voodoo.
natalie port-manholes: thread
August 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
June 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.
August 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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If you see this, share a skeleton!!!

(this is one of my favorite things ever)
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Someone on the Oilers or Panthers are gonna have to get Bertuzzi'd before the refs will call a penalty in this OT
June 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead!

disciple 2: did he roll away the stone?

disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands?

judas: did he uh. did he mention me
April 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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A rare carnivorous caterpillar—previously unknown to biologists—stalks spiderwebs for food whilst dressed in the remains of its prey, a new Science study reports.

This new species, dubbed the “bone collector,” is found only on a single mountainside on the Hawai’ian island of Oa’hu. scim.ag/3GBDcV7
April 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The reason it’s called ICE is because magats couldn’t spell gestapo, they kept ordering cold soup.
April 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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[33 A.D. Roman Province]

PREFECT: How's business?

PONTIUS: Well, prophets are down.

PREFECT: That's great.
April 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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People driving faster than me: idiots
People driving slower: morons
People driving the same speed: omg can you make a decision already
April 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What beautiful way to describe Trumps morning* routine before stepping into the oval office.

*crack of noon
no big deal just eugene the pig getting some sunscreen applied as one does when sunbathing in the compost pile
Eugene is showcasing his summer bod, reminding everyone that a sexy body is a healthy body, including wearing sunscreen 😂
And yes he likes to sunbathe in the compost pile…
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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This bird has buried 7 wealthy husbands who all died under mysterious circumstances.
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you
April 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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We proudly still serve Coca Cola's original formulation, and make no apologies for any workplace drug testing irregularities.
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump got elected the first time regarding something similar right? I'm sure all the maga bros will be so mad about this....
Breaking WaPo:

Members of Trump's National Security Council, including national security adviser Michael Waltz, have conducted government business over personal Gmail accounts, according to documents reviewed by WaPo and interviews with three U.S. officials. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I put a roadkill-eating haunted pork muppet who hates life-saving medicine in charge of a nation's health. AITA?
March 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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“Hey there, it's the old man. Just wanted to wish you a happy trans day and tell you I love you. I called to chat but you’re busy, so anyway. I love you. Want you to know that that's a forever deal, it's not a—it's not a temporary sticker. That's permanent. I love you. Call me when you want.” #tdov
I am aware that a lot of trans people have difficult or bad relationships with their parents or family because they’re not supportive. And so I know I’m very lucky that even after seven years my parents can knock the wind right out of me in the grocery store with a simple voicemail or a text. #tdov
March 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM