Ian
@ianaggie.bsky.social
Eternally in search of the perfect taco. He/Him. owner/operator of Middle Class Mercantile. Good Shirts by Good People, made for all.
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I just want @sickoscommittee.org and @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social to know that I had already started planning my cosplay for the Mayo Bowl (a full size mayo jar if you must know). Imagine my disappointment last week when I saw tickets were sold out. I am, if nothing else always dedicated to a bit.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I just want @sickoscommittee.org and @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social to know that I had already started planning my cosplay for the Mayo Bowl (a full size mayo jar if you must know). Imagine my disappointment last week when I saw tickets were sold out. I am, if nothing else always dedicated to a bit.
I just glanced down and saw a notification "2 Days away from Great American Smokeout" I got excited thinking it was about a new BBQ restaurant.
It was an email from health insurance about their push for Americans to quit smoking.
It was an email from health insurance about their push for Americans to quit smoking.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just glanced down and saw a notification "2 Days away from Great American Smokeout" I got excited thinking it was about a new BBQ restaurant.
It was an email from health insurance about their push for Americans to quit smoking.
It was an email from health insurance about their push for Americans to quit smoking.
I saw a 95 Geo Tracker for sale yesterday that is in MINT condition and it's all I can think about now. it's an automatic, hard top convertible, heat, AC, AM/FM radio, tape deck, and a cigarette lighter. What more do you need? DID I ALSO MENTION IT'S 4WD‽
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I saw a 95 Geo Tracker for sale yesterday that is in MINT condition and it's all I can think about now. it's an automatic, hard top convertible, heat, AC, AM/FM radio, tape deck, and a cigarette lighter. What more do you need? DID I ALSO MENTION IT'S 4WD‽
Man fuck these assholes.
*Send*
*Send*
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Man fuck these assholes.
*Send*
*Send*
What is the essence of the American Experience if not to Live Más by enjoying a nice slice of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie?
Starting today you may purchase a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie from your favorite Taco Bell location.
Starting today you may purchase a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie from your favorite Taco Bell location.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What is the essence of the American Experience if not to Live Más by enjoying a nice slice of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie?
Starting today you may purchase a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie from your favorite Taco Bell location.
Starting today you may purchase a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie from your favorite Taco Bell location.
Rolling up to a stoplight in this absolute unit
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Rolling up to a stoplight in this absolute unit
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SNAP benefits end tomorrow and these are 2 things I am doing moving forward.
1. Donating to my local food bank (give cash if you can).
2. Keeping a few grocery store gift cards on me to give out to anyone that needs it or asks for help.
1. Donating to my local food bank (give cash if you can).
2. Keeping a few grocery store gift cards on me to give out to anyone that needs it or asks for help.
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
SNAP benefits end tomorrow and these are 2 things I am doing moving forward.
1. Donating to my local food bank (give cash if you can).
2. Keeping a few grocery store gift cards on me to give out to anyone that needs it or asks for help.
1. Donating to my local food bank (give cash if you can).
2. Keeping a few grocery store gift cards on me to give out to anyone that needs it or asks for help.
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October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Delaware recovers an onside kick. @sickoscommittee.org must be amped right now.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Delaware recovers an onside kick. @sickoscommittee.org must be amped right now.
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I think @hollyanderson.bsky.social is on to something. We need Richard Kind as a sideline reporter. Like just in general, for any game.
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I think @hollyanderson.bsky.social is on to something. We need Richard Kind as a sideline reporter. Like just in general, for any game.
I just want to put it out into the universe that I really need a Maintenance Phase episode that's just @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social dunking on dumb TikTok trends
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just want to put it out into the universe that I really need a Maintenance Phase episode that's just @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social dunking on dumb TikTok trends
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Hey #kidlit illustrators, it has been a few months (a lot going on this year) but I’ll be posting an open call for samples tomorrow. Stay tuned!
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September 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey #kidlit illustrators, it has been a few months (a lot going on this year) but I’ll be posting an open call for samples tomorrow. Stay tuned!
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Look all I'm saying is that if it's dollar hotdog night @royals.com Kaufman stadium, some of us have an obligation and reputation to uphold. Also the best flavor clearly won the hotdog race.
August 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look all I'm saying is that if it's dollar hotdog night @royals.com Kaufman stadium, some of us have an obligation and reputation to uphold. Also the best flavor clearly won the hotdog race.
The Good: I just left a naturalization ceremony where 39 people officially became U.S. citizens
The Bad: I was there as a court watcher based on a tip the ICE might be in attendance to arrest non-citizen family and friends
It doesn't have to be like this.
The Bad: I was there as a court watcher based on a tip the ICE might be in attendance to arrest non-citizen family and friends
It doesn't have to be like this.
August 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Good: I just left a naturalization ceremony where 39 people officially became U.S. citizens
The Bad: I was there as a court watcher based on a tip the ICE might be in attendance to arrest non-citizen family and friends
It doesn't have to be like this.
The Bad: I was there as a court watcher based on a tip the ICE might be in attendance to arrest non-citizen family and friends
It doesn't have to be like this.
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Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it
HSI raided the Mexican restaurant down the street from me today. Myself and others showed up to document the action and when they saw they were being filmed, they took off. They were actually running back to their truck to avoid being on camera. You CAN make a difference just by documenting stuff.
July 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
HSI raided the Mexican restaurant down the street from me today. Myself and others showed up to document the action and when they saw they were being filmed, they took off. They were actually running back to their truck to avoid being on camera. You CAN make a difference just by documenting stuff.
The deadliest gun attack in 25 years and only four people were killed. I don't intend to minimize the tragic loss of life here, I can't imagine what their loved ones are going through. But we have seen so much worse elsewhere in the last year alone. NYC must be doing at least a few things right.
The glittering skyscraper where hundreds work became the scene of New York City’s deadliest gun attack in 25 years when a man entered the lobby and started shooting.
Read more: cnn.it/4l0MA3i
Read more: cnn.it/4l0MA3i
Inside 345 Park Avenue when a mass killer arrived | CNN
The glittering skyscraper where hundreds work became the scene of New York City’s deadliest gun attack in 25 years when a man entered the lobby and started shooting.
cnn.it
July 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The deadliest gun attack in 25 years and only four people were killed. I don't intend to minimize the tragic loss of life here, I can't imagine what their loved ones are going through. But we have seen so much worse elsewhere in the last year alone. NYC must be doing at least a few things right.
I honestly a really great article about Scottish Independence, Trump's upcoming state visit, and weirdly the Pope.
July 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I honestly a really great article about Scottish Independence, Trump's upcoming state visit, and weirdly the Pope.
How come the mascot for Rainy Day Books in Kansas City looks so much like my fav internet cat? @streetcatadonis.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How come the mascot for Rainy Day Books in Kansas City looks so much like my fav internet cat? @streetcatadonis.bsky.social @cait.bsky.social
I think I am a Kpop fan now? My niece made a playlist for me of her favorite KPop groups. It's been great to listen to while I am working. Peppy enough to keep me going but not too overwhelming. Send me your recommendations!
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think I am a Kpop fan now? My niece made a playlist for me of her favorite KPop groups. It's been great to listen to while I am working. Peppy enough to keep me going but not too overwhelming. Send me your recommendations!
Today is Monday and things might not be great in the world. But please enjoy a picture of Margo.
July 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today is Monday and things might not be great in the world. But please enjoy a picture of Margo.
Tom Homan is a little bitch
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."
July 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tom Homan is a little bitch
I need everyone to see how adorable my cat is. I left the treat box open and found Rufus with his head buried in it just before I took this photo. It really tuckered him out.
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I need everyone to see how adorable my cat is. I left the treat box open and found Rufus with his head buried in it just before I took this photo. It really tuckered him out.