Ian Goldie (He/Him)
@ian-goldie.bsky.social
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I'm a gamer. The sims is one of my most cherished outlets. I am a staunch leftist and Satanist. Human rights are to be protected and tyrants opposed.
I'm a gamer. The sims is one of my most cherished outlets. I am a staunch leftist and Satanist. Human rights are to be protected and tyrants opposed.
It's nice of them to splatter a Telegraph watermark over your art, too. Delightful.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It's nice of them to splatter a Telegraph watermark over your art, too. Delightful.
Love the punch dimension. A lot of people don't realize he's like Doctor Spooky in that he gets his power from a powerful entity.
In his case, it's this guy.
In his case, it's this guy.
a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
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November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Love the punch dimension. A lot of people don't realize he's like Doctor Spooky in that he gets his power from a powerful entity.
In his case, it's this guy.
In his case, it's this guy.
That's hot! It looks great on you ✨️
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That's hot! It looks great on you ✨️
That's honestly so kinky 🫡😂
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That's honestly so kinky 🫡😂
Good luck! ✨️🥰
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Good luck! ✨️🥰
Thanks! I'm enjoying how it's going so far ✨️
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thanks! I'm enjoying how it's going so far ✨️
I remember that era... it's okay, you weren't alone 💀❤️🩹
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I remember that era... it's okay, you weren't alone 💀❤️🩹
I don't feel like this needs context. It's pretty self-explanatory.
a poster for final fantasy vii shows a man hugging a giant monster
ALT: a poster for final fantasy vii shows a man hugging a giant monster
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October 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't feel like this needs context. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Yes, they are! What a pretty bird.
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Yes, they are! What a pretty bird.
"There are no skaven in Ba Sing Se!"
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"There are no skaven in Ba Sing Se!"
So, you're playing a hobbit? 😂
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So, you're playing a hobbit? 😂
It's never too early to think about lunch.
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's never too early to think about lunch.
LOL
Just throw a glizzy party!
Honestly, I'm sure the picture was taken by a vendor or something. They gotta keep their hotdogs somewhere 😂
Just throw a glizzy party!
Honestly, I'm sure the picture was taken by a vendor or something. They gotta keep their hotdogs somewhere 😂
a bunch of food on a table with the word yuuum on the bottom
ALT: a bunch of food on a table with the word yuuum on the bottom
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October 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
LOL
Just throw a glizzy party!
Honestly, I'm sure the picture was taken by a vendor or something. They gotta keep their hotdogs somewhere 😂
Just throw a glizzy party!
Honestly, I'm sure the picture was taken by a vendor or something. They gotta keep their hotdogs somewhere 😂
Oh damn, that's awful 🫠
If anything, I'm not sensitive enough. I usually have to take Ibuprofen, too.
If anything, I'm not sensitive enough. I usually have to take Ibuprofen, too.
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh damn, that's awful 🫠
If anything, I'm not sensitive enough. I usually have to take Ibuprofen, too.
If anything, I'm not sensitive enough. I usually have to take Ibuprofen, too.
Too bad it'll likely only last 10 days tops before you have to start worrying about food poisoning 🥲❤️🩹
October 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Too bad it'll likely only last 10 days tops before you have to start worrying about food poisoning 🥲❤️🩹
Good to know! And no, I take acetaminophen quite often, unfortunately 😂
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Good to know! And no, I take acetaminophen quite often, unfortunately 😂
Oh, I will! ✨️ do you have any fun weekend plans?
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh, I will! ✨️ do you have any fun weekend plans?