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Ian Goldie (He/Him)
@ian-goldie.bsky.social
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Occasionally, I post and comment on NSFW 🔞 consider yourself warned 😆

I'm a gamer. The sims is one of my most cherished outlets. I am a staunch leftist and Satanist. Human rights are to be protected and tyrants opposed.
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ian-goldie.bsky.social
Oh, I'm sure. The curse of the artist 😆

I like it, though. It reminds me a bit of the artwork from Heroes of Might and Magic II
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I was really feeling my pearl necklace with this outfit 😁🦪✨️
"Blue Akoya" pearls, pastel tie dye sweatpants, a sea green shirt, and white slides.
August 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I'm wearing ankle socks for the first time in forever... and I feel indecent 😂

I even have a tan line 🫠🤣
Showing the skin above my ankle like the scandalous scamp that I am.
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You win.

Not me realizing I haven't finished one since 2020 😂
My Audible stats. I've listened for 21 days, 3 hours, and 16 minutes. I've finished 32 titles, and my last finished book was Metro 2033. I finished it in September 17th, 2020.
August 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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If you see this, QTP with your favorite Pokémon!
(Wrong answers only)
A Bamf from Marvel.
August 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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What are the odds these two posts would get stacked in my algorithm? 🤣
Two completely different posts about being seen by rabbits. Directly on top of each other in my feed.
August 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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You can have some of my sunshine. It's HOT 🫠
A picture of myself, wearing my Black Craft Cult death head moth hat, a unicursal hexagram pendent, and an ankh.
August 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I was going to use a pearl clutching gif, and then I realized I'm literally wearing real pearls right now 😂😂😂

Why I never!
Literally me clutching my pearls
July 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I may be a sensitive guy with big feelings sometimes, but if I'm being completely honest...

Some people don't deserve our empathy or grief. Recognizing that is okay.
Bitmoji me shrugging with the word "*shrug*" underneath.
July 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Good morning. 💖
A selfie wearing my Black Craft Cult hat featuring a death's head mother with a scythe.
July 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Can somebody help me out here?

I low-key hate the design for Phoenix in Marvel Rivals. Is there any precedent for the Phoenix Force following Jean around like that? It's like reducing Galactus to a pet.

#MarvelRivals

I would like her 2x more if it wasn't there.
Phoenix's skin menu, showing her green and yellow costume with the Phoenix Force floating behind her.
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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It also has some of the best characters of any RPG imo.

That alt text left me winded lmfao
A promotional image of the characters of Seiken Densetsu 3 (AKA Trials of Mana in English.) From left to right you have Hawkeye, a dagger wielding thief with a purple ponytail, red tunic, black tights, white leg warmers and brown shoes. Then there's Riesz, a blonde amazon wielding a spear with a green winged headdress and green plate armor simulating a petal skirt. She is also wearing partially unzipped leather boots and has a blue jewel between her bangs. Next is Angela, a sorceress with pointy ears, ruby earrings, rosey hair, a purple hat, ribbon around her neck, red magician's outfit with an attached swallowtail lower cape. She wears purple flared gloves and her shoes are not visible. She wields a partially obscured wooden staff. Next is Duran, a ginger haired warrior wielding a broadsword and brass kite shield. He has a brass plate helmet that leaves his face uncovered, brass plate pauldrons, and a clip harness over blue midriff shirt. He has brass gauntlets and puffy blue chaps over black pants, along with a thick brown belt with a rectangle buckle. Then we have Kevin, who has spiky blonde hair with a blue pillbox hat with a white puff coming off the back. His open vest is yellow with green stripes and has a fluffy white collar. He has a beast's fang secured to a pendant, beaded armlet, blue bracers, a blue silk waistwrap and his pants are and only one foot is visible, toes out and mid-foot covered with blue leather. Last but not least is the young blonde Charlotte. Her hair is as long as she is, and she sports a big red bow. Over her puffy blue bodysuit is a teal and gold tabbard. She also wears red boots that match her bow. All of these characters seemingly stand miles in the air over an oceanic scene with islands and the curvature of the planet visible. There is some kind of large stone or landmass floating behind them.
July 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Just a mystical dip in the Moonlight Springs.
Mac De Danann floating on his back in the sentient Moondrop Springs. The water has clouds of green and yellow radiance, and sparkles of light. Mac has glowing white vine tattoos on his arms, legs, chest, and face, and is wearing 4-leaf clover earrings and a swimsuit reminiscent of renaissance art, appearing as a cluster of grapes providing modesty.
July 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Made an outfit collage of my Tuatha De Danann sim Mac.

He's a god of fertility, so expect tasteful nudity 😆
#TheSims4

The top row is the wardrobe he wears to fit in among humans, the bottom row are his divine aesthetics. I recognize the athletic outfit is pretty modern but... 🤷🏻‍♂️
A collage of photos showing off the outfits of my Tuatha De Danann sim. Far too many to describe here without taking up the entire word count. There are 18 photos in total, showing off his human form, as well as his divine outfits.
July 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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As promised! ✨
A collage of photos showing off the outfits of my Tuatha De Danann sim. Far too many to describe here without taking up the entire word count. There are 18 photos in total, showing off his human form, as well as his divine outfits.
July 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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These 4-leaf clover earrings are cute af
July 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I'm not normally one for complaining about The Sims 4... but I just realized how bad this bracelet is.

Holy hell... It's from For Rent.
July 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Guys, the fairy pack is so good!

I didn't expect to be able to make a wingless fairy. It worked out perfectly for my Tuatha Dé Danann 🤌✨️

His name is Mac, and he's a god of fertility.
A large chunk or the Wikipedia article explaining the Tuatha Dé Danann. It reads: "The Tuatha Dé Danann (Irish: [ˈt̪ˠuə(hə) dʲeː ˈd̪ˠan̪ˠən̪ˠ], meaning "the folk of the goddess Danu"), also known by the earlier name Tuath Dé ("tribe of the gods"), are a supernatural race in Irish mythology. Many of them are thought to represent deities of pre-Christian Gaelic Ireland. The Tuath Dé Danann are often depicted as kings, queens, druids, bards, warriors, heroes, healers and craftsmen who have supernatural powers. They dwell in the Otherworld but interact with humans and the human world. They are associated with the sídhe: prominent ancient burial mounds such as Brú na Bóinne, which are entrances to Otherworld realms.[1][2] Their traditional rivals are the Fomorians (Fomoire), who might represent the destructive powers of nature,[3][4] and whom the Tuatha Dé Danann defeat in the Battle of Mag Tuired. Prominent members include the Dagda ("the great god"); The Morrígan ("the great queen" or "phantom queen"); Lugh; Nuada; Aengus; Brigid; Manannán; Dian Cecht the healer; and Goibniu the smith, one of the Trí Dé Dána ("three gods of craft").[5] Several of the Tuatha Dé Danann are cognate with ancient Celtic deities: Lugh with Lugus, Brigit with Brigantia, Nuada with Nodons, Ogma with Ogmios, and Goibniu with Gobannus.[1] Medieval texts about the Tuatha Dé Danann were written by Christians. Sometimes they explained the Tuatha Dé Danann as fallen angels who were neither wholly good nor evil,[6] or ancient people who became highly skilled in magic, but several writers acknowledged that at least some of them had been gods.[1] Some of them have multiple names, but in the tales, they often appear to be different characters. Originally, these probably represented different aspects of the same deity, while others were regional names.[7][better source needed] The Tuatha Dé Danann eventually became the aes sídhe, the sídhe-folk or "fairies" of later folklore.[8][9][10]" Mac Dé Danann floating with glowing tattoos and a carefree smile on his face. He's wearing an open moss-green button-up shirt tucked into dark off-blue jeans. He has ginger hair and a dusting of freckles, a red and green rose tattoo on his neck, and a stone necklace. A low-angle shot of Mac looking slightly disheveled, with the sun behind him, creating a soft glow.
July 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You guys... I've devised a solution to dealing with at least half of the fandom negativity I see 😂

Apologies in advance if this ends up keeping your genuinely positive post from being seen 😂

I'll definitely be adding more as I see patterns emerge 🙄

Hopefully you can do a phrase as a word...
June 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Saturn Devouring His Son immediately comes to mind, and yeah... I can see it 😅
The painting 'Saturn Devouring His Son" by Francisco Goya. It depicts a tall and hunched over bronzed figure with whispy grey hair cannibalizing the arm of a much smaller figure. The head and right arm are already missing, and Saturn's eyes look crazed.
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it makes you laugh.
Man in furs with blue hat striding into the ocean from the coast of Moscow with confidence. There's a map indicating New Mexico, and text that reads, "The walk will be a long one -- across an entire ocean -- but now that he knows his goal -- a place called New Mexico -- nothing will stop him.
June 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I'm pretty sure I have some Vaping Mozart on one of my playlists.

Never mind, it was vaping Bizet.
A snapshot of "Toreador (lofi Bizet)" and "Habanera (lofi Bizet)" on spotify. By "Crazy Monkey" and "Classical Music But it's Lofi 13".
June 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Going from having anxiety around PVP to getting MVP is magical. Especially with someone as hard as Hawkeye.

*Sorry about the multiple re-uploads. My dumbass forgot to censor names lol
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Struggling to listen to Ren without visualizing Jean Loo now 😂💀

With love ❤️ Jean Loo might be my favorite character at this point.

#DateEverything #Ren
A gif of Ren soaked in gasoline/petrol with a flip lighter. Very clearly petrol. Couldn't be anything else. Jean Loo Pissoir: the rapping toilet from Date Everything.
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Me leaving for work: Yay~ summer vibes! I don't need a jacket.

The weather: "feels like 59°f" 🥶

Sweater it is.
Bright green fuzzy hoodie with a Satanist pentacle reading "Blackcraftcult • Believe in Yourself". Also wearing a sigil of Lilith, rose gold earbuds, my bridge piercing, and a Star Wars hat
June 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM