Ian Goldie (He/Him)
ian-goldie.bsky.social
Ian Goldie (He/Him)
@ian-goldie.bsky.social
Occasionally, I post and comment on NSFW 🔞 consider yourself warned 😆

I'm a gamer. The sims is one of my most cherished outlets. I am a staunch leftist and Satanist. Human rights are to be protected and tyrants opposed.
Good. Fuck Kim Davis. That woman has tried to interfere with our ability to get married for my entire adult life. Such a hateful individual.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Looks like I’m pondering life but I was actually wondering what role this creepy-ass fountain would play in Resident Evil.

Like, would it drain to reveal a ladder? Is there an emblem inside one of the statues? Could a mini Neptune be in the water? WILL IT RUN RED WITH BLOO
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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oops RIP soldier
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's official, guys. I've started writing a book. I don't plan on publishing it or anything, and I have no idea if it's going to be good or not, but... wish me luck 😂
a woman is sitting at a desk with her head down writing in a notebook
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her head down writing in a notebook
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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For no reason at all, here’s a pic of all the government shutdowns in my life. I *think* there might be a trend 🧐
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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If there's a hell, it isn't hot ENOUGH.
Leavitt: "I would reject that there is inhumane treatment of illegal immigrants under this administration."
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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50% teeth
Perfectly balanced
September 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Woke up with a splitting migraine. Why the fuck are my weekends all like this? 😭
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Wut
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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if i see you replying to and liking pictures of butts and boobies and peepees, i just wanna let you know im proud of u
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is literally the only sports movie I've even been remotely interested in. Ever.

And it looks SO GOOD.
everything about this movie feels targeted right at me
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I think of the Omega-verse any time someone brings up alphas, betas, and sigmas 😆
10/10 perfection
September 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Despite everyone complaining about BlueSky having fewer users and less engagement than Twitter had, I'm almost back to my previous follower count already. I'm not even breaking my back to create content this time around.

I appreciate you guys for taking an interest in what I have to say 🥲🫶💖
September 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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🎯
September 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I hope you all read this from me.
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.

However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.

I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.

I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Earlier this month, I had the pleasure of starting this piece live in Atlanta during my painting demo at #DragonCon. It was such a fun experience to work in front of an audience and explore the initial layers of the painting in real time. Thank you to everyone who showed up!⁠ #oilpaintingdemo
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I just had legitimately the most random idea ever. A karaoke version of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne, but every repetitive run is twice as long.

Leave people aching for resolution every step of the way.

Seriously, the song already has a lot of them. They're just barely short enough to not itch.
September 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I hope the powers that be understand that they just made this his most famous art piece.
September 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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QRP with something watery 🌊☔️
September 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is disgusting behavior. This decade has made me want to immigrate so badly.
A friend of a friend was targeted by the Secretary of Defense on Twitter for being openly queer and supportive of trans healthcare. Queer people aren’t safe here.
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This morning has been strange already. Woke up in the middle of the night to the smell of burning rubber. Went back to sleep 😂

My survival instincts might be a bit sketchy, but oh well.

I think I'm just kind-of at a loss of what to do now that I've finished a project I spent all last month on.
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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need to recreate 🍌
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM