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Trout? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Bobwally? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Gar? Well…
3 cats sitting together on a striped blanket. One of the kittens (trout) and the large fellow (bobwally) are sitting nicely and looking up and to the side of the viewer. The other kitten (gar) has his legs splayed out and is licking his crotch.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
iamspacegirl.bsky.social
An update on the state of Trout’s whiskers.
A long hair tabby kitten with beautiful green eyes. His whiskers are insane, and he has brows for days. His ear fluffs are the envy of everyone he meets. Same kitten up close.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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“A dividend of at least $2,000 a person will be paid to everyone”
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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He does this every time someone hurts his feelings, it’s so depressingly predictable. This ad started showing a week ago after everyone was teasing him for being an unfunny tryhard in some interview.
Ad on twitter that says “This is part of the interview not shown. Elon is hilarious 😂 “
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Mmm… Cinnamon of Truth
English/Spanish cereal box reading “Mmm… Real Cinnamon Mmm… Canela de Verdad
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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@merman_melville “Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Oh okay
A little ginger kitten peeking out of a Halloween treat bag, there’s a paper jack o lantern treat bag in the background
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Got them a lil window hammock
An orange kitten (Gar) stretches up to investigate a new gray hammock, which already contains a chunky gray kitten (Trout) Trout is reaching down to Gar, who is now sitting on the window sill. Trout has his paws on either side of his brothers face, imploring him to come up and play Both kittens curled happily in the hammock, looking up at the camera
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Things are hard and bad so I went to the shelter with the intention of adopting one single kitten, for joy reasons.
2 tabby kittens on a windowsill Same two kittens, the camera focus has moved from one kitten to the other Both kittens sleeping in a beam of sunlight
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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This pork loin sandwich is clearly a creature in disguise
The menu picture of a Bubba’s 33 pork loin sandwich. The onions and lettuce look like teeth and a tongue and the piece of fried pork is so huge it bursts out of both sides of the bun like limbs.
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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It was this hat
A straw hat with a cute face embroidered on it. It has bunny ears on top and little air pump handles dangling down the sides. You squeeze the air pumps to make the ears jump, if you’re a nice person who cares about the joyful experience of everyone else in the store
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Can’t stop thinking about my neighbor’s garage door
A garage door with four different handles installed at seemingly random heights and angles
August 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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*ahem* 🎉
Hoagie, a small cream and tan dog. He is wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt and is clutching his little stuffed squirrel. His ears are flipped inside out.
August 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hoagie wearing his hats (little cream and tan rat terrier wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt and clutching his stuffed squirrel, his ears are flipped inside out)
August 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Obligatory party shot 🎉🍹
Hoagie is lounging in a Hawaiian shirt with a green lei. His ears are inside out.
July 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I’m helping Hoagie put together his dating profile 💅🐠✨
A little tan dog in a white turtleneck sweater, his paws are resting gently on a large stuffed salmon. He gazes peacefully into the distance. Same dog and fish, a slightly more professional pose, looking toward the camera.
July 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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It was these
Picture of laughing cow cubes
May 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This bitch is gonna save your life today
The beautiful and majestically cheerful Laughing Cow. She wears earrings made of her own cheese.
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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The ducks woke him up with their incessant quacking
Hoagie, a small cream and white rat terrier dog. He is wearing his white turtleneck sweater so he is in “Guru Hoggin” mode. He looks grumpy and tired, emerging from beneath a grey and white flowered blanket.
May 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Lara Fluffy is done
Step by step instructional cartoon showing how to do a fluffy braided hairstyle. It’s full of silly little grammar errors describing each step that delight me, such as: -rustic as a village aunt -lazy -be full of -hold your head in your right hand and hold your head in your left hand -Lara Fluffy is done
May 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I’ve been listening to all the Blacklist episodes from @rememberthispod.bsky.social and this quote from the first Charlie Chaplin episode feels far too relevant these days!
“With his exaggerated gestures and pompous seriousness Hitler was, to Chaplin, totally hilarious, and also something of a performative genius. Throughout the 1930s comparisons between the two men were frequently made, often by political cartoonists, and the effect may have been to diminish the seriousness with which the world at large treated Hitler. Perhaps one of the reasons why he was initially underestimated as a genocidal maniac was that he reminded a lot of people of a live action cartoon.”
April 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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At least the egg machines are having a lovely day
7 ducks in various stages of relaxation
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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🎶 vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I’m right swear I knew it all along 🎶
April 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials.”

The thread:

JD Vance: 💯 🔥 👊 🇺🇸

Pete Hegseth: 💣 💀 👍 🦅

Stephen Miller: 🇺🇸 👍 🎉
Screenshot from Atlantic Article: Brian Hughes, the spokesman for the National Security Council, responded two hours later, confirming the veracity of the Signal group. “This appears to be an authentic message chain, and we are reviewing how an inadvertent number was added to the chain,” Hughes wrote. “The thread is a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials. The ongoing success of the Houthi operation demonstrates that there were no threats to troops or national security.”
March 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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beef cookies.
Twitter exchange: @therawhuni “girl who has her own business but it’s pink collar and she doesn’t take any work before 10am, lives in nature, has low stress levels, wears loose cotton clothing instead of corporate suits, makes sourdough french toast and raw milk lattes for him and they spend mornings barefoot reading their favorite books together” She includes two images, the first is a wooden table with a book and two beverages in glasses, looking out over a sparkling lake. The second is a blond woman dressed in pristine white, sitting on the ground next to a lake. Reply from @businesscoineth “What does this business sell or make?” Reply from @therawhuni “functional health & fat loss coach, social media for wellness brands, and beef cookies”
March 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM