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Staring at the wall until I am finished
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They should make a chunky Pepto Bismol for psychopaths.
September 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They should make a chunky Pepto Bismol for psychopaths.
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but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply
-Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sonnet XLIII: 'What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why' (1922)
#everynightapoem forever favorite ghost poem.
[Portrait of Millay by Arnold Genthe, 1914]
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply
-Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sonnet XLIII: 'What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why' (1922)
#everynightapoem forever favorite ghost poem.
[Portrait of Millay by Arnold Genthe, 1914]
October 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply
-Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sonnet XLIII: 'What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why' (1922)
#everynightapoem forever favorite ghost poem.
[Portrait of Millay by Arnold Genthe, 1914]
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply
-Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sonnet XLIII: 'What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why' (1922)
#everynightapoem forever favorite ghost poem.
[Portrait of Millay by Arnold Genthe, 1914]
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If I ever said "Sexy Panties," in front of a woman, I would faint and ejaculate.
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 AM
If I ever said "Sexy Panties," in front of a woman, I would faint and ejaculate.
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[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"
October 22, 2023 at 10:50 PM
[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"
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i am a black belt in two specific martial arts moves:
1. wildly kicking until i pull a hamstring
2. clutching my knees and rolling around like some sort of an egg
1. wildly kicking until i pull a hamstring
2. clutching my knees and rolling around like some sort of an egg
December 25, 2024 at 3:24 AM
i am a black belt in two specific martial arts moves:
1. wildly kicking until i pull a hamstring
2. clutching my knees and rolling around like some sort of an egg
1. wildly kicking until i pull a hamstring
2. clutching my knees and rolling around like some sort of an egg
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"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, CHRISTMAS DAY!"
"Oh fuck!" shouted Scrooge. "I need to do laundry!"
"Do it, you messy bitch!" the boy cheered.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, CHRISTMAS DAY!"
"Oh fuck!" shouted Scrooge. "I need to do laundry!"
"Do it, you messy bitch!" the boy cheered.
December 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, CHRISTMAS DAY!"
"Oh fuck!" shouted Scrooge. "I need to do laundry!"
"Do it, you messy bitch!" the boy cheered.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, CHRISTMAS DAY!"
"Oh fuck!" shouted Scrooge. "I need to do laundry!"
"Do it, you messy bitch!" the boy cheered.
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[microphone guy whispering to camera guy as they film episode one of my survival show] seems kinda early to be drinking piss
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
[microphone guy whispering to camera guy as they film episode one of my survival show] seems kinda early to be drinking piss
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Harry Potter jacking off to a picture that’s begging him to stop
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Harry Potter jacking off to a picture that’s begging him to stop
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10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
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saying "wokka wokka" as i commit my crimes so any future juries reviewing the tape will be enamored of me
May 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
saying "wokka wokka" as i commit my crimes so any future juries reviewing the tape will be enamored of me
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“still punk as fuck,” i whisper, as my blood pressure plummets and i discreetly crumple to the ground, falling into unconsciousness
May 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“still punk as fuck,” i whisper, as my blood pressure plummets and i discreetly crumple to the ground, falling into unconsciousness
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being covered in salt would cure me
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being covered in salt would cure me
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April 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Steely glitter chasing shadows
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Steely glitter chasing shadows
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
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The best revenge is revenge.
March 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The best revenge is revenge.
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me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.
February 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.