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iamaturtle2.bsky.social
@iamaturtle2.bsky.social
Guy in KCMO | 18+ | be respectful
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love my family but I need to go back home, lock myself in my room, black out the curtains, eat my boyfriends butt, play video games with him and not see the sun for the next 6 months.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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i know this will make a lot of you mad but i'm going to say it: i drink hot coffee all year round. in fact, I just brewed a pot moments ago. i am not an iced coffee girlie.
July 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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here are some other resources 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏽🏳️‍🌈
June 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Whoever came up with the concept of a “Lunch and Learn,” meeting should be thrown in jail for life with no possibility of parole.
April 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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2020: girl, the pandemic
2021: girl, the variants
2022: girl, the supreme court
2023: girl, the strike
2024: girl, so confusing
2025: girl, the tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Just thinking about butts this morning 🍑
February 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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AAAAAHHHHHHHH
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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(cw suicide) i probably think about this image set more than anything else i saw on tumblr a decade ago. That's Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy btw.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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“fuck it we ball” i say as the terrors take hold
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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woke up thinking thoughts
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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say it loud, say it proud
December 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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If you hate on Beyoncé, I just automatically know you have no taste on talent.
December 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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This is extortion.
ROLLING STONE: “Trump is "keeping tabs" on corporations that have not yet forked out big bucks for his inauguration fund… as he's threatening to slap major tariffs on foreign goods, his decision to grant exceptions could make or break their profits.” www.rawstory.com/trump-corrup...
December 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Eating ass is one of my favorite ways to pass time
December 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
kissing: 10
nipple play: 10 (yours) / 5 (mine)
sucking: 6
being sucked: 9
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 5
fingering: 8
being fingered: 0
toys: 7
bdsm: 7-10
piss play: 7
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 5
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 9
stroking: 7
pit play: 8
foot play: 3
kissing: 10
nipple play: 10 (yours) / 5 (mine)
sucking: 7
being sucked: 9
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 3
fingering: 8
being fingered: 0
toys: 5
bdsm: 5-10 (such breadth!)
piss play: 6
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 8
stroking: 4
pit play: 8
foot play: 7
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 10
nipple play: 4
sucking: 10
being sucked: 5
rimming: 7
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 5
being fingered: 3
toys: 2
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 7
bottoming: 10
cuddling: 0
stroking: 7
pit play: 2
foot play: 0
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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got a one-track mind today: “breed hole”
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Wednesdays always reaffirm that I am an ass man through and through and would like to bury my face in all of your butts
December 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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my sex tape is just me saying “fuck that’s good” as i sip my coffee.
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM