I used to think the key to happiness was lowered expectations. Now let’s try being picky bc that didn’t work.
January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I used to think the key to happiness was lowered expectations. Now let’s try being picky bc that didn’t work.
Do you think if 'Richard' had an O instead of an I that they'd call him Cock instead of Dick?
January 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Do you think if 'Richard' had an O instead of an I that they'd call him Cock instead of Dick?
1/3 is 1/6 away from 1/2.
Just thought you should know.
Just thought you should know.
January 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
1/3 is 1/6 away from 1/2.
Just thought you should know.
Just thought you should know.
You expect me to be upset? Lose sleep, over a situationship? Nice try, my wife already dumped me so I don’t care.
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You expect me to be upset? Lose sleep, over a situationship? Nice try, my wife already dumped me so I don’t care.
Everybody talks about “What if we trained a gorilla to lift weights” but there are other animals I wanna see pumped up to the max.
Like wouldn’t you wanna see a fuckin ripped sloth?
Like wouldn’t you wanna see a fuckin ripped sloth?
January 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Everybody talks about “What if we trained a gorilla to lift weights” but there are other animals I wanna see pumped up to the max.
Like wouldn’t you wanna see a fuckin ripped sloth?
Like wouldn’t you wanna see a fuckin ripped sloth?
If you think about it, parrot and raptor are basically the same thing.
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
If you think about it, parrot and raptor are basically the same thing.
Call me Garfield, cuz damn, dude.
December 16, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Call me Garfield, cuz damn, dude.
Anybody who watches Dandadan and is caught up, has it only been 2 fucking days those whole season so far? So much has happened. Have they slept?
December 14, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Anybody who watches Dandadan and is caught up, has it only been 2 fucking days those whole season so far? So much has happened. Have they slept?
I have officially watched 1000 episodes of One Piece. Totally worth it.
December 11, 2024 at 8:37 AM
I have officially watched 1000 episodes of One Piece. Totally worth it.
We got a winner!!
But fr these apps suuuck. Guess I gotta go outside and meet people or something now? Yeesh.
But fr these apps suuuck. Guess I gotta go outside and meet people or something now? Yeesh.
December 10, 2024 at 7:30 AM
We got a winner!!
But fr these apps suuuck. Guess I gotta go outside and meet people or something now? Yeesh.
But fr these apps suuuck. Guess I gotta go outside and meet people or something now? Yeesh.
Watching at 2x speed so they look more like cartoon characters
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Watching at 2x speed so they look more like cartoon characters
You can’t convince me that Golden Retrievers are real. Never seen one before.
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
You can’t convince me that Golden Retrievers are real. Never seen one before.
‘Hey there baby girl
Lemme ask you a question.
You shit with that ass?’
-A haiku by me, also the best poetry I have and ever will write.
Lemme ask you a question.
You shit with that ass?’
-A haiku by me, also the best poetry I have and ever will write.
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 AM
‘Hey there baby girl
Lemme ask you a question.
You shit with that ass?’
-A haiku by me, also the best poetry I have and ever will write.
Lemme ask you a question.
You shit with that ass?’
-A haiku by me, also the best poetry I have and ever will write.
Oh shit we’re doing BlueSky now? Never used Twitter but I’ll give this a shot.
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Oh shit we’re doing BlueSky now? Never used Twitter but I’ll give this a shot.