I once watched a documentary about zoophiles with my mum.

The term "Just right height, no bucket required" will stay with me forever

Funnily enough, I was at the AEW event at the Hydro last week.
My pal managed to get floor tickets through an NHS workers' website for £3.

It was Amiga Power and Mean Machines what done it.
Amiga Power's review glossary would then further confuse things by utilising a star system, within which some games would get 5 stars but they scored 1% less than a 4-star game

My compromise over the half-points, at least for the Lions tour, was that I'd only give Huw Jones the extra bump solely for being Huw Jones

I forgot to choose POTM in my ratings but Conan and Curry were up there with 8s.

I liked Conan's durability/hard as utter-fuckness.

Winning at Thomond Park and being a bigger, shit-housing bastard - and I mean that as a compliment - than Peter O'Mahony turned Matt Fagerson into The Joker

I was complimentary about him and gave him the same as the players who did a lot of the creative and points-scoring - what more do you want? (2 pens against, I believe?)

Huw Jones getting the .5 is... well it's complicated.

Ooh, look at you throwing the insults in early doors to try and get a reaction.

I'll get back to you on your nonsense.

"Four or five people who booed...". That's very funny

I have besmirched someone's favourite by awarding them half a point less than they deserve, therefore I must suffer the consequences

Pure flaky.

Like a magnificent croissant

Call it pride if you will, but if someone accused me of being part of a paedophile sex-trafficking ring, I would not be accepting any apologies and lawyering up to sue the richest man on the planet.

Unless...