Iain (一言) Dooley
iaindooley.com
Iain (一言) Dooley
@iaindooley.com
It’s this sassy little contraption. When you do the wrong thing it scolds you with mild insults
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Million to one shot doc!”
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Brings to mind this episode of curb your enthusiasm
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I live a long way from NY, but I just searched "Staten Island" and the Wikipedia page has a clue:

"Staten Island is the least populated New York City borough but the third largest in land area"
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Everyone: Looks like we've been missing a lot of climate targets recently.

Governments: I wouldn't say we've been MISSING them!
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Cocaine so white it drives a car like this
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I get all these videos where the words are sung by AI and don’t rhyme. ADHD, porn addiction, how to train your dog… no idea why. I don’t have a dog, adhd or a porn addiction but I must be at the age where loads of men blame their midlife crises on adhd and porn then buy a dog to cope
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
wtf is this muscle?
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Weird #EconSky
September 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I thought it was a false flag I was thinking trump orchestrated it to get the right back on side and forget that he’s a child rapist

but looking at the jump in $TSLA maybe musk put the hit out …
September 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Gary Larson was ahead of his time
September 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Somewhat related: reminds me of a meme I saw once that went something like this (I think it used this or futurama fry, I can't find the original)

I find this happens so much that whenever someone says "what?" or "huh?" nowadays I count to 5 before repeating myself.
August 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Guess how many fucks the average Aussie gives about Netenyahoo’s opinion of Albanese

And yet it’s front page news on the two biggest papers
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
He will be forever remembered for his valuable contributions to the field of psychotherapy
August 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Tap and hold in control centre, select add control and choose low power mode
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
August 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
haha no idea. If it’s real it’s probably from Queensland. They have big shit like that. Big spiders too. Where I live the worst spider is the funnel web
August 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Like this?
July 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
this #1minutemashup isn't really a mashup, just a mix, but these 2 tracks go so well together. Kisses on the Wind + Love is in Contro.

This version of Love is in Control is a Chromeo & Oliver remix of the Donna Summer original that is more amenable to the modern dance floor imho
July 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Live. Laugh. Labneh.
July 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you live in Australia and you’re disappointed that you can’t buy a cyber truck to communicate to the world what a massive cunt you are, consider the ford raptor instead
July 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
SpaceX investors/the US govt right now
June 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The evidence is clear
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM