Artistformerlyknownaskrystle
@iacoguy.bsky.social
Guy who knows about plants, still trying to figure out people. One of the original leaders in The War on Christmas. I am the damnedest creature. Brat prince.
We live in the stupidest timeline
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We live in the stupidest timeline
"Pencil tips"
Sure, Apple, sure.
Sure, Apple, sure.
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Pencil tips"
Sure, Apple, sure.
Sure, Apple, sure.
Oh, look! Boy Charmed!
October 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh, look! Boy Charmed!
Guess what I'm having for dinner
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Guess what I'm having for dinner
Traditional 9th anniversary gifts include pottery or personalized jewelry.
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Traditional 9th anniversary gifts include pottery or personalized jewelry.
I had no idea Jewel used to be CEO of Kroger!
August 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I had no idea Jewel used to be CEO of Kroger!
I saw this earlier and thought, "did darth write this?"
July 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I saw this earlier and thought, "did darth write this?"
I asked her to hang out with me for at least a year after my husband died, and she stayed for three and a half. She was my best girl.
June 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I asked her to hang out with me for at least a year after my husband died, and she stayed for three and a half. She was my best girl.
He came pre-blocked thanks to blocking maga. That's a win
June 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He came pre-blocked thanks to blocking maga. That's a win
Thank you @tomtomorrow.bsky.social for the drawing
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thank you @tomtomorrow.bsky.social for the drawing
The summer after I moved into this house, I planted 3 Bourbon roses. Souvenir de la Malmaison. I forget they're there because they rarely bloom. This year they're saying, "hello"
June 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The summer after I moved into this house, I planted 3 Bourbon roses. Souvenir de la Malmaison. I forget they're there because they rarely bloom. This year they're saying, "hello"
Alfred Sisley rose blooming in my garden
May 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Alfred Sisley rose blooming in my garden
A young Cynthia Nixon on Murder, She Wrote
May 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A young Cynthia Nixon on Murder, She Wrote
That is an enormous fungi
May 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That is an enormous fungi
I appreciate people who take the time for breakfast wine.
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I appreciate people who take the time for breakfast wine.
The hotel included 2! books of modern mythology with our room. Thoughtful.
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The hotel included 2! books of modern mythology with our room. Thoughtful.
Come take it to the floor now
May 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Come take it to the floor now
Spam spam spam
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Spam spam spam
Happy Palm Sunday!
April 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Palm Sunday!
I've had more secure group chats on Twitter. (Before Elmo bought it)
March 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've had more secure group chats on Twitter. (Before Elmo bought it)
Which is good, because her character is dead and Dexter isn't a zombie show. Not yet, anyway.
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Which is good, because her character is dead and Dexter isn't a zombie show. Not yet, anyway.
She's been 14 for 3 months and still bouncing up and down for breakfast, dinner, and walkies.
February 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
She's been 14 for 3 months and still bouncing up and down for breakfast, dinner, and walkies.
Only one day, eh...
February 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Only one day, eh...