Chell-O Shot
@i-dont-get-it.bsky.social
https://chell.cv/
Avid avoider of most social media. However, there are some gems out there and for them and the geniuses who create them, I am forever grateful.
Avid avoider of most social media. However, there are some gems out there and for them and the geniuses who create them, I am forever grateful.
fucking atrocious. Now I feel guilty - been away from Bluesky for ages and then come back just to complain. There you have it.
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fucking atrocious. Now I feel guilty - been away from Bluesky for ages and then come back just to complain. There you have it.
My 11 year old created this last week. And yeah, I kinda feel like this sometimes. 😂
March 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My 11 year old created this last week. And yeah, I kinda feel like this sometimes. 😂
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social and other Mushroom Homies™, found these little dudes at my local Paper Source yesterday. 🍄 They look a mite stoned, no? And so happy. I love them. 😭 (ty, blablakids.com - it seems you made these.)
March 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social and other Mushroom Homies™, found these little dudes at my local Paper Source yesterday. 🍄 They look a mite stoned, no? And so happy. I love them. 😭 (ty, blablakids.com - it seems you made these.)
My latest portrait, courtesy of my kid. (I esp. appreciate the nose nubbin and somewhat intense, crazy eyes - really captures me.)
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My latest portrait, courtesy of my kid. (I esp. appreciate the nose nubbin and somewhat intense, crazy eyes - really captures me.)
buymeacoffee.com/ifhj
👇 says it all.
👇 says it all.
I fucking hate Jira is giving a voice to the victims of the Agile project management tool.
Welcome to the tavern.We're all victims of our respective Point-Haired Bosses. We've all had to file our TPS reports through Jira.Send over a beer to help a brother cope.Share your Jira opinion in tha
buymeacoffee.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
buymeacoffee.com/ifhj
👇 says it all.
👇 says it all.
Mall somewhere in Grapevine, TX; the shop is called "Asian Living". The red symbols on the swords are Thundercats but backwards.
What kind of Asian would I be if I didn't grab one?
What kind of Asian would I be if I didn't grab one?
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Mall somewhere in Grapevine, TX; the shop is called "Asian Living". The red symbols on the swords are Thundercats but backwards.
What kind of Asian would I be if I didn't grab one?
What kind of Asian would I be if I didn't grab one?
Data ain't shit but 0s and 1s.
February 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Data ain't shit but 0s and 1s.
Woohoo! Thank you, @lukelukeluke.bsky.social. my kid picked this out, and now we're fighting over while gets to hang it. Pls extend our thanks to your dad too!
February 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Woohoo! Thank you, @lukelukeluke.bsky.social. my kid picked this out, and now we're fighting over while gets to hang it. Pls extend our thanks to your dad too!
Och! Had me at "assessing risk" 🥺🫀 arstechnica.com/science/2021...
Spiders are much smarter than you think
Researchers are discovering surprising capabilities among a group of itsy-bitsy arachnids.
arstechnica.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Och! Had me at "assessing risk" 🥺🫀 arstechnica.com/science/2021...
emojikitchen.dev is the 2nd most fun thing I've done all week.
Emoji Kitchen - Browse Google's unique emoji combinations
Unique illustrations of combined emoji, cooked up in Google's Emoji Kitchen, and comprehensively available on the web
emojikitchen.dev
February 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
emojikitchen.dev is the 2nd most fun thing I've done all week.
My kid told me his school doesn't like me coz I haven't been active in PTA since 2nd grade.
Joke's on him! I noped out after Kindergarten.
Joke's on him! I noped out after Kindergarten.
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My kid told me his school doesn't like me coz I haven't been active in PTA since 2nd grade.
Joke's on him! I noped out after Kindergarten.
Joke's on him! I noped out after Kindergarten.
Wendigo at a Bar - my kid's latest. My favourite part: "BEER! Makes u see double and feel single."
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wendigo at a Bar - my kid's latest. My favourite part: "BEER! Makes u see double and feel single."
Aging is a motherfucker. These prunes best kick in soon.
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Aging is a motherfucker. These prunes best kick in soon.
read.cv/a-new-chapter Per usu, I was early browser, late adopter! Loved it. Grateful my .cv domain lives on, such as it is. Really gotta do something with that.
Fuk'n January; hits keep coming. 💔 it's ok. Got whisky, Spotify, mushroom homies. /shake it off
also, wtf is Perplexity now? AI. yay.
Fuk'n January; hits keep coming. 💔 it's ok. Got whisky, Spotify, mushroom homies. /shake it off
also, wtf is Perplexity now? AI. yay.
A new chapter
Read.cv is winding down, joining Perplexity.
read.cv
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
read.cv/a-new-chapter Per usu, I was early browser, late adopter! Loved it. Grateful my .cv domain lives on, such as it is. Really gotta do something with that.
Fuk'n January; hits keep coming. 💔 it's ok. Got whisky, Spotify, mushroom homies. /shake it off
also, wtf is Perplexity now? AI. yay.
Fuk'n January; hits keep coming. 💔 it's ok. Got whisky, Spotify, mushroom homies. /shake it off
also, wtf is Perplexity now? AI. yay.
My 11 year old, upon ushering his friends through our front door, "Gentlemen! We have arrived at home base. We have eluded the zombies!" They're also drinking boba.
They live in a cool world.
They live in a cool world.
January 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 11 year old, upon ushering his friends through our front door, "Gentlemen! We have arrived at home base. We have eluded the zombies!" They're also drinking boba.
They live in a cool world.
They live in a cool world.
Deleted Uber account, uninstalled app. Feels good.
Apparently, I'd taken a bijillion rides. 🤦♂️
Apparently, I'd taken a bijillion rides. 🤦♂️
January 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Deleted Uber account, uninstalled app. Feels good.
Apparently, I'd taken a bijillion rides. 🤦♂️
Apparently, I'd taken a bijillion rides. 🤦♂️
Do not fret, fact checking is still a thing. 🧵
www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
IFCN Code Of principles
www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
January 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Do not fret, fact checking is still a thing. 🧵
www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
www.ifcncodeofprinciples.poynter.org
Once again, I am held together by KT tape & false hope. 🙏
P.S. Portable TENS is also the shit.
P.S. Portable TENS is also the shit.
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Once again, I am held together by KT tape & false hope. 🙏
P.S. Portable TENS is also the shit.
P.S. Portable TENS is also the shit.
www.muniroutle.com
Hah. I totally missed today's. Good ol Muni.
Hah. I totally missed today's. Good ol Muni.
Muni Routle
Test your knowledge of SF Muni routes daily.
www.muniroutle.com
December 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
www.muniroutle.com
Hah. I totally missed today's. Good ol Muni.
Hah. I totally missed today's. Good ol Muni.
Along the 101 northbound, stormy skies + roadside fruit.
December 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Along the 101 northbound, stormy skies + roadside fruit.
My kid was singing, "PAPA, CAN YOU HEEAAR MEEE?" while building this snowman. Ty, Deadpool - we're huge fans. 🤘
December 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
My kid was singing, "PAPA, CAN YOU HEEAAR MEEE?" while building this snowman. Ty, Deadpool - we're huge fans. 🤘