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Sean Parker
@hypocriteink.bsky.social
Aspiring Boogyman. I draw monsters and interview creatives from across the horror space.

Cohost of Mostly Horror on Ash & Alaina’s Morbid Podcast Network!
I just wanna get dumb high, eat take out and watch Kaiju movies
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you’re on a bus, closed in with people for a long duration of time and you’re on a phone call that you don’t absolutely need to be on for more than two minutes

I fucking hate you
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Saw a ton of great signs today

This one is my favorite

#nyc #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sick af which means I’m gonna be high as fuck watching Samurai Jack
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March 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Autotuned country singing over trap beats makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

Without exception, every single one of the millions of songs now that fall under that description is an objective offense against humanity.
March 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can pinpoint seven more turns that occurred cause he never really healed from the first
March 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
March 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
February 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Spooky lil guy
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every now and then we book a guest for the show that I would have been very excited to tell my grandma about and not being able to sucks
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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At best.

Cant even get past a single Musk-appointed rent-a-cop.
February 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Insisting on playing by the rules when the opponent is not is fucking ridiculous.

Fix the problem
February 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
On the bright side the next season of South Park is going to fucking rip
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Guy comes out and says something to keep half his fan base.

Alienates half his fan base in the process.
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February 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.
February 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Kill it
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If only what’s his nuts had been a better shot
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What’s a show you are BEGGING to return?

I’ll go first

#cabinetofcuriosities #deltoro
January 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fuck the American government.

Eventually we the people have to do something that actually makes a difference
January 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Does anyone else feel really intense guilt for having a pet spayed or neutered?

I look at my cat and think “you would have been such a great mama” all the time and feel like I took something from her

She was marking everywhere and I couldn’t have kept any of the kittens anyway but still 😔
January 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do we have horror fans on here??

I have a show called Mostly Horror & every week we chat with a creative contributor to the genre!!

Directors, Writers, Actors, Special Effects Artists, Composers etc!!

We’ve had Sydney Sweeney, Halle Berry, Lemony Snicket himself (Daniel Handler) & more!
#horror
January 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am so tired of feeling the way I feel
January 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This Natalia Grace show is fucking BATSHIT
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January 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Food poisoning is seriously so fucking dumb. And on that 30+ recovery time now?
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January 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM