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🔞 🐾🌀HypneonGuy🌀🐾🔞
@hypneonguy.bsky.social
230 followers 420 following 310 posts
24 year old hypnotic floof

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE A:
- minor
- l*li or sh*ta
- z** or p*do
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Also holy shit, I'm now almost to 200 hypnopaw-obsessed followers, just 6 shy
A portion of my (HypneonGuy's) profile header, showing my avatar, part of my banner, my display name, username/handle, and the fact that I have 194 followers (yay, only 6 away from 200), 386 accounts I'm following, and 243 posts
July 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
hypneonguy.bsky.social
Throw one of these PAW blocks against the ground to make everyone around you suddenly and instantly become paw-obsessed
a PAW block, a concept I came up with which visually is the same as the POW block from the Mario Brothers franchise, except with its lettering changed to now read "PAW" instead of "POW"
May 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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And that's 150! (No, not 57133839564458545904789328652610540031895535786011264182548375833179829124845398393126574488675311145377107878746854204162666250198684504466355949195922066574942592095735778929325357290444962472405416790722118445437122269675520000000000000000000000000000000000000)
Screenshot of my (HypneonGuy's) profile info, showing my display name, username/handle, number of followers (150) and number of users I'm following (358)
April 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Damn, just 1 away from 150 followers
Screenshot of my (HypneonGuy's) profile info, showing my display name, username/handle, number of followers (149) and number of users I'm following (358)
April 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
hypneonguy.bsky.social
a Wheel of Fortune puzzle generated with https://www.thewordfinder.com/wof-puzzle-generator the puzzleboard reads "MINDLESSLY OBEYING MASTER"
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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a white wedge that reads "LOSE YOUR MIND" in black lettering, styled after the "LOSE A TURN" wedge from the Wheel of Fortune game show; the word "LOSE" is near the top of the wedge and is slightly curved up to follow the curvature of the top part of the wedge (this curvature corresponds to the outer edge of the wheel the wedge would go on); below the word "LOSE" is the word "YOUR", which has nothing special applied to it, just normal horizontal text; the word "MIND" is in much larger letters below, with the letters stacked vertically on top of each other; each letter is also progressively more and more horizontally squished, roughly following the wedge's left and right edges a black wedge that reads "CORRUPT" in white lettering, styled after the "BANKRUPT" wedge from the Wheel of Fortune game show; the word "CORRUPT" is in large letters, with the letters stacked vertically on top of each other; each letter is also progressively more and more horizontally squished, roughly following the wedge's left and right edges
March 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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And I've now officially passed 100 hypnopaw-obsessed followers!
A screenshot showing my, i.e., HypneonGuy's, Bluesky profile header, showing that I'm following 269 people, have made 80 posts, and most importantly, have 101 followers (which I've circled in red) which means I've officially passed 100 followers
March 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Holy shit, just 1 more follower before I reach 100 hypnopaw-obsessed followers
A screenshot of my, i.e., HypneonGuy's, profile header showing avatar with a Hypneon face in it, my display name "🔞🐾🌀HypneonGuy🌀🐾🔞" and my username/handle @hypneonguy.bsky.social; it also shows a follower count of 99 and a following count of 268; I also circled in red the 99 follower count to highlight that I'm 1 away from 100
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Oh yeah also, I finally went ahead and put up my big ol swirly hypnopaw as my new profile banner :)
A screenshot of HypneonGuy's, i.e., my, profile banner, with the same white paw with black and white spirals on the paw pads that I've previously posted here, though I'm still image form instead of animated; my avatar is also about half visible, being cropped on the bottom
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Heyyyyyy, almost 100 followers here on Bluesky, and slowly but surely catching up to the 129 I have on the other site, which I've mostly stopped using
A cropped screenshot of HypneonGuy's, i.e., my, BlueSky profile header; it shows my display name and username, along with most of my avatar, though that's cropped on the top; it also shows that I have 96 followers, follow 267 people, and have 76 posts; I also edited the screenshot by circling in red my 96 followers figure, highlighting that I'm almost to 100 followers
March 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
hypneonguy.bsky.social
Can't believe I never posted this here

Nice black and yellow spiral I made a couple years ago that calls you a "DUMB DUMB DUMBREON" and a "CUM CUM CUMBREON", cause that's exactly what you are, ya dumb dumb Dumbreon, cum cum Cumbreon
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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When I tell you to "talk to the paw", this is the paw I'm talking about -- my nice big swirly hypnopaw that'll shut you up REAL quick when I shove it in your face
February 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM