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HylianSidekick
@hyliansidekick.com
I’m a grown-ass man in a Pikachu shirt.

Leftist, feminist, baseball fan, IT analyst, video game player and silly billy.
Who tf thought ads in PC notifications was okay?? I don't want your 4 skin.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey @jerf.xyz, what bag are you using in the “New York in a Day” video? It looks sick and I might want it.

youtu.be/hY2XTjmimeE?...
New York in a Day!
YouTube video by Giant Bomb
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
🎶I wanna know is this the way I am? Cursed to be burdened by my own body🎵
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBmI...
Fnitup
YouTube video by Linus - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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What. A. Game. 🔱
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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That's why they push the culture war—to distract from how bad the inequality is. Corps/ultra-rich are raking it in at the expense of the working class. Corps are crushing labor + price gouging consumers while getting tax breaks. They've been waging an undelcared class war on workers for decades.
September 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US.

The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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security did not save charlie kirk.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.

the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I really hope they were trying to send the message, “I’ve got my eye on you!” That makes this 10x funnier.
🚨 The FBI agent who visited me just subscribed to my newsletter 🚨
May 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
[home, int 7pm]
Partner: Should I make coffee?

Me: I’d have coffee.

P: I’m gonna do it. I didn’t do my “coffee & New York Times” routine this morning.

M: You should do it. That’ll feel like livin’.

P: That sounds like a Toby Keith song.

M: That’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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When the dismantlists talk about "trimming the fat" or "bloated" whatever relating to the federal government, remind them that there have been about the same number of federal employees since the 1960s.
Meanwhile US population has increased by ~70% and GDP has increased 29-fold.
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“The Ascent” and “Rapture” might be the best and worst DS9 episodes respectively and I wish I had people to talk about this with. #startrek #ds9
January 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Thicc Frosty
merry christmas
December 27, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Holy fuckin’ shit. Go play Arco. @patrickklepek.bsky.social was right.

#gameoftheyear
December 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
One of my oldest friends is streaming for #JingleJam. If you have the means, please consider donating. All donations go to charity. twitch.tv/weezact7
December 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM
If your prospective solution to an issue involves the thought, “AI could help with this”, I want you to replace that thought with, “boiling a lake to use Large Language Models could help with this” and see if you still think it’s a good idea.
November 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Despite popular assumptions that victims support long sentences and prison expansion, the National Survey of Victims’ Views finds that victims would prefer the criminal justice system focus more on rehabilitation than punishment by a 2 to 1 margin.

allianceforsafetyandjustice.org/wp-content/u...
November 29, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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The United States now has:
• 45,020 reporters
• 275,550 public relations specialists

For every reporter, there are now six PR people.

(data via U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics)
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
She’s a wittle baybee.
November 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
If you play Pokemon TCG Pocket and main the Pikachu EX deck, you suck. A Basic Pokémon with a 2 energy, 90 dmg attack on turn 2? Lame shit.
November 12, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism
November 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM