Whatcha gonna do when cardiac arrest and multiple co-morbidities come for you, brother!

That. Is. Awesome. I'd send you $7 myself via patreon, but I recently spent $140 on the creator vc kick-starter for 'the thing' documentary that releases in a couple of months (assuming it wasn't a total scam)

Conversely, Colbert gets the ax for lightly ribbing Paramount for caving in to trump's bullshit. I'd say we should boycott CBS, but (other than Colbert) I haven't watched anything on that channel since... the 80s? Kind of hard to boycott something that's totally irrelevant.

As a child, I used to take clocks apart to see how they worked. I'd get frustrated and lose interest before I got it put back together. Musk broke our government and is now slinking off without fixing it. The difference is: I was a child, and instead of a $5 clock, it's democracy. What an ass.

This from a man who takes orders from Elon Musk. I guess Musk doesn't pay taxes so...2 out of 3 ain't bad?

It's impossible to say what the best line of the mst3k run was (or even create a top ten list) but "Rowsdower, I swallow the knife.." has to be right up there.

I have a couple:
Multi-bork
Fucktangle or Crapazoid (depending on if your problem has right angles or not)
Chore-obourous

I'm for this initiative, but only if he's put on the zero dollar bill. A fitting legacy for a man who seems determined to make all our money worth nothing.

I read a lot of creepy pastas, so I've become something of an expert on terrible, terrible writing. I want to add to the list of words to edit out "almost", "seemed" when it proceeds "as if", "gazed", and any word used to describe a gun.

Pope Big Mclarge-Huge

Each day I wake up in a hellscape that's worse than the day before but people around me are celebrating and getting drunk on 'lib tears' and i still don't know how to effectively rage against the machine! You taught me NOTHING de la Rocha! NOTHING!

So do I hydrate or get more cardio or ???

JDB in a race car? The idea of Joe Don moving quickly in any capacity is, frankly, upsetting.

Stephen Miller looks like a ruptured appendix in a cheap suit.

God it would be great though. Imagine all the crazy side bets Vegas would come up with. Who will resort to biting first? will Trump die of a heart attack climbing into the ring? Will Musk get the ring girl pregnant and then abandon her?

Peter Wellers has seen better days 😉

Im not going to get into it, but i need a little WIYD more than ever this week. Thanks for your hard work guys.