Cllr Hyacinth Bukharin
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Cllr Hyacinth Bukharin
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Special Advisor to the Independent Alliance of MPs. Midwife to luxury communism. Late capitalism’s leading parody.
“the UK”

There’s literally just one location that’s not in England.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BBC News already reporting that he isn’t quitting.
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Shawshank Redemption would have been a lot shorter if it had been The Wandsworth Redemption.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Novara’s Christmas party is off.
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
King Charles should buy Rachel Reeves’s house and give it to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

Two problems solved all round.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is indeed disgraceful.

On the plus side, they won’t have to watch Aston Villa play.
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In 2024 no one stabbed Jews to death…
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
BREAKING: Number of new parties on the left now so high they’re having to use Angela Rayner’s property portfolio for headquarters.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I remember Peter #Mandelson Resignation Day as a kid.

Hanging falsified mortgage documents and dodgy passports on the tree.

Everyone singing 🎵 I’m a fighter not a quitter! 🎶.

Then all tucking into a guacomole dinner.

Wonderful, wonderful times.
September 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
First of all @thetimes.com, the term is “woman”.
September 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hope Rupert Lowe is enjoying his holiday in Wales.
Village idiots verbally abusing an influx of "illegal immigrants" at a campsite in Newbridge, Wales

They were a group of Scouts from Scotland

Anti-immigrant rhetoric has consequences

Statement from Scouts Cymru

"We are aware of a racially aggravated incident targeting under-18s"
August 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Would.
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So will the hostages* live in a Palestinian or a Jewish state?

(*or be buried)
July 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Diane Abbott is absolutely right. There are lots of things about a person that are not obvious by sight. Including race.

And dementia.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Labour taking Diane Abbott’s latest comments on racism ‘incredibly seriously’
MP says she does not regret earlier comments that led to year-long suspension from party
www.theguardian.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Very brave to choose to wear all white when you were planning to shit yourself in public quite so hard.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Probs waiting for the Disney adaptation.
June 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Very disappointed by this. I was sure that the Swedish Vegan Yacht Club was going to get the better of the IDF. Next time, next time.
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Very disappointing to see Greta Thunberg reneging on BDS principles and accepting a Zionist sandwich. This how they get you.
June 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Great to see that Dawn French will be heading up the BBC’s World Cup coverage.
June 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reading about Zach Polanski today.

That jogged a mammary.
May 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If Polanski was in Reform, Zoe Williams would be writing about how it was typical of the weirdos it attracts. He’s a Green though. So it’s all teary-eyed WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ORDINARY HARLEY STREET HYPNOTHERAPISTS?!
May 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lovely chat with Zack Polanski over coffee this morning. My lower back is killing me now though.
May 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Absolutely disgusting.

Making a child wear a Chelsea shirt.

It’s abuse.
May 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Very harsh way to refer to Kath Viner. Especially in her own newspaper.
April 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM