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Toddington Matt
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Thank you for calling Central Services.
"The salesman brings in a contract for 1,000 bidets for £19 each and Mr Boggs describes that as '100% profit' which suggests a base cost of £9.50, or £9 10 shillings in the old money."
March 6, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Teams call at work earlier and someone mentioned a sequence of work as 'Phase 1 to Phase 4'. I asked 'will there be beer and sandwiches?'

Nothing.
February 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
"Accidentally"
February 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
February 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
On my way to Bluesky to post something important.
February 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
"All this aggro for one poxy grand?"
February 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Blimey, didn't see that one coming.
January 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Jim Prior there, aged 47.
January 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Don't have nightmares.
January 27, 2024 at 11:14 PM
It's doing criminally bad numbers of which I've already asked others to take note.
January 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I thought you'd appreciate this one @michaelglasper.bsky.social
January 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
This country took a wrong turn when landline telephones disappeared from the presenter's desk.
January 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
January 4, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Happy New Year! I hope you have a great 2024 xxx
December 31, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Merry Christmas and the loveliest day to you and yours xxx
December 25, 2023 at 10:38 AM
From the other place @michaelglasper.bsky.social
December 23, 2023 at 10:21 AM
I want the most 70s light entertainment you have. No, that's too 70s.
December 22, 2023 at 7:47 AM
"Bring the dirty old man with you."
December 19, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Take that, Mr Healey
December 19, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Another 70s star guilty of heinous crimes against taste and decency and whose name is commonly misspelt.
December 19, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Time to pick up the Christmas Radio Times
December 16, 2023 at 8:36 AM
Saturday
December 16, 2023 at 8:04 AM
Tuesday
December 12, 2023 at 7:47 AM
"Amol Rajan's on."
December 11, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Monday
December 11, 2023 at 6:26 AM