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"The salesman brings in a contract for 1,000 bidets for £19 each and Mr Boggs describes that as '100% profit' which suggests a base cost of £9.50, or £9 10 shillings in the old money."
March 6, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Teams call at work earlier and someone mentioned a sequence of work as 'Phase 1 to Phase 4'. I asked 'will there be beer and sandwiches?'

Nothing.
February 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
"Accidentally"
February 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
February 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Toddington Matt
Listened to this yesterday (having not read the book or seen any film versions) it's really good and spookily prescient. Oh and still funny.
Drama on 4 - Our Man in Havana - Episode 1 - BBC Sounds
Graham Greene's joyful Cold War satire stars Rory Kinnear and Miles Jupp.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2024 at 12:25 PM
"All this aggro for one poxy grand?"
February 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Blimey, didn't see that one coming.
January 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Jim Prior there, aged 47.
January 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Don't have nightmares.
January 27, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Several pounds' worth of ATV's special effects budget at work there.
Sadly as Blusky doesn't support video I can't show you how horrific this Crossroads CSO sequence looks and sounds.
January 27, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I thought you'd appreciate this one @michaelglasper.bsky.social
January 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Toddington Matt
@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
TV's globetrotting journalist used to be Alan Whicker
January 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Lee Anderson has resigned to spend more time telling you that you can do his once you've finished doing yours.
January 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Lee Anderson has resigned to spend more time observing that you never see them using them big bogs and anyway why do they need all those bars and all that space?
January 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Lee Anderson's 'I suppose you could call me a bit of a black sheep, oh you can't say that anymore, can you?'
January 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
This country took a wrong turn when landline telephones disappeared from the presenter's desk.
January 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
January 4, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Happy New Year! I hope you have a great 2024 xxx
December 31, 2023 at 8:57 PM
'Frosty the Pervert' in case you were wondering.
December 25, 2023 at 10:52 AM
Merry Christmas and the loveliest day to you and yours xxx
December 25, 2023 at 10:38 AM
I think I'll stick any old wank on a street sign and say it's worth half a million quid.
December 23, 2023 at 2:05 PM
From the other place @michaelglasper.bsky.social
December 23, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Prime time, where it belongs
December 22, 2023 at 8:07 AM