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Ros
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THE BOWLING PIN OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS UPON US
a bottle of Bailey's
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Shovelling popcorn into my mouth.
Facebook post in UK comedy gigs & content Hello sorry to trouble everyone, we have a wedding reception in Luton on Saturday and we have an hour slot booked for some comedians but we are short a few , I was wondering if any of you had two or three or more comedians that may be free on Saturday evening between 8-9pm for a 200 people plus set? Thanks call [redacted] to discuss or drop me message thanks [redacted phone number]
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I've never heard of Mark Sanford but now I know Dexhart from Parks & Rec was based on him, I SEE.
a screenshot of the Buzzfeed Unsolved meme. Shane: *holding his fingers apart* "I've connected the two dots." Ryan: "You didn't connect shit." Shane: "I've connected them."
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I absolutely resent that this harebrained fantasy scheme of the ripping up of due process is making me agree with KEMI BADENOCH. HOW LOW HAVE YOU FALLEN.

www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
The Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, also criticised the plans. She said: “It is a short-term decision that risks fairness, undermines public trust, and erodes the very foundation of our justice system.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Please enjoy this picture of me taken yesterday in a lab, pointing at a piece of equipment that I definitely completely understood the use for.
me in a long red lab coat, pointing at a large piece of equipment
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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PAHAHAHA incredible
a screenshot of me posting his tweet to insta with the caption 'oh shut up you massive loser' and an insta message saying, 'This caption looks similar to others that have been reported.'
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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oh shut up you massive loser
Amol Rajan's insta sharing one of his own tweets which says: 'Test cricket is intellectually, morally, aesthetically, spiritually, emotionally, dramatically, artistically, physically, mentally, historically, consistently, decisively, dumbfoundingly, globally, unapologetically, unquestionably superior to every other game yet invented'
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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It took me a good 30 seconds of staring at this photo to realise that I wasn't absolutely hammered and/or hallucinating. #theashes
A picture of Nathan Lyon where it looks like a helmet is resting on top of a head without a face, but his helmet is actually resting towards the back of his head with his face turned downward. Headline: The Ashes: what you need to know about the 2025-26 series in Australia
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Charging me so much interest I'll never pay off the bloody thing and you don't even offer a voucher for doing your survey?! GET WRECKED.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Made it to THE MOST important Liverpool-based fixture of the season: Tranmere Rovers v. Cheltenham Town. Let's support sensibly out there.

👍🤓👍
a view of behind the goal as players warm up at Tranmere Rovers stadium. me in a yellow coat, Cheltenham Town hat and scarf
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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oi oi

#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Update on the cult documentaries: a friend recommended one about 'Twin Flames', something I'd never heard of and Jesus Christ once more.
Me: This Twin Flames couple are the lamest cult leaders I've ever seen Friend: For real so cringe How far have you got? When are you starting your new job Me: One ep in and dear GOD At least other cult leaders have CHARISMA stop making your horn for your girlfriend everyone else's problem
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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An utterly deranged evening with a bunch of my favourite comedians - for now please enjoy this working document of my 30 min approx walk from a local Sainsbury's to the venue I was going to, c.7pm.
Purple elephant riding bike Low effort zombie Low effort skeleton Cute Spiderman and witch kids Skeleton with make-up x 2 Axl Rose (?) Fred Flintstone and wife Tardis Unknown - red hat/long red leather coat (could just be cool) Ghostface x 2 Either Hawaii 5-0 or just two guys dressed very colourfully Sexy copper x 3 Prisoner in orange jumpsuit Banana riding bike Wayne's World Eve? Harry Potter misc Brownie Low effort clown
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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@bootsmcgoot.bsky.social spotted this fella earlier and thought of you!
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Also rarely been a fancy dress-head but I've compromised with some psychedelic Scooby Doo-esque patterning.
a shot of my dress which is a swirled black/grey/orange/brown pattern
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Spotted this on the way home, looked up who did it and HELL YEAH YOU SEXY BASTARDS

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
an England flag in portrait orientation, with the phrase 'ADDITION IS GREATER THAN DIVISION' written in white inside the red cross. Underneath it says 'THIS IS ENGLAND' but the 'AND' is in red font instead and underlined
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Cutest photo of me in a long while and it's with a Jack Torrance puppet. QUITE RIGHT.

Seek out the works of @puppetcinema.bsky.social, they're GENIUSES. ❤️
me in a red and black dress looking very cheek boney holding a home made puppet designed to look like Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance complete with dramatic eyebrows
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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@demontomatodave.bsky.social DUDE YOU GOTTA GET DOWN TO FAB CAFE
October 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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My job.

10/10/2016-30/10/2025
(minus Sept 2020-21, for the pedants)

Completed it, mate.
me saluting in a building lined courtyard
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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bereft, verklempt
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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We call this look: 'dishevelled librarian'.
me wearing a cosy green jumper in a bar with a red and white tree design on the wall behind me - I'm wearing glasses with a tortoiseshell colour framing and my hair is slightly messily tied up
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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There's annoyingly no book signing at the event later but I put together a little card and a Greggs voucher (he likes Greggs) for them both, which hopefully the venue will pass on.

...is that weird? Am I weird?
a small card with a picture of the Eiffel Tower and text saying 'merci', with a Greggs gift card leaning on it
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Cheltenham are playing early today, and we're playing the team who are at the tip-top of the league. We are 22nd out of 24.

LET'S GOOOOO
the BELIEVE sign from Ted Lasso - a yellow sign taped the wall with the letters in blue
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM