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Huntie M. "Hunter" Altman
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I host "Go Sketch Yourself" and did a bunch at Fringe and do comedy stuff and write and make stuff and watch baseball and movies and eat food. Which sounds like a pretty boring life, except for GSY. Maybe I should do a new halfpee show.
The Monkey is to Longlegs as Pirates is to The Ring
February 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's subtle but what if I looked at this app instead of the garbage ones. Happiness?
February 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Huntie's gonna try Bluesky again.
January 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Pirates sign ArrrrrrrrRowdy Tellez, obviously
December 13, 2023 at 3:06 AM
You know what I don't think Bluesky is good either

Who wants codes
December 12, 2023 at 6:02 AM
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part five: not to get all catholic, but

I am concerned about the condition of your soul. I am concerned because you have a hunger for life, but you aren't eating. I am concerned about the spark going out.

you're starving. i don't need you to fix that but I do need you to know
October 11, 2023 at 10:08 AM
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One of the reasons I'm alive today is because when my friend Heather asked me if I wanted to help her make a documentary about the Blair Witch, I said, "No, thanks! I'm okay sitting in my house!"

RIP, Heather. You are missed.
October 10, 2023 at 5:57 AM
JUST CHECKIN IN ON BLUESKY
October 2, 2023 at 9:22 AM
I was backing up hard drives and I found a bunch of old videos including the archives of the GSY-TV twitch era where every week for two years we produced a streaming tv show and frankly I should be prouder of it and how it kept me going while I lost my mind. Also it had dinosaurs and sketch comedy.
September 25, 2023 at 9:26 AM
You know I'm a Hollywood Jew because my first thought when I heard the strike was over was 'on Yom Kippur?! Something's fishy.'
September 25, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Here's to all my fellow Jews who will find out about the strike ending tomorrow night bubbelehs
September 25, 2023 at 5:16 AM
The day you're sick is the day you're most motivated to get everything done, isn't it? See also Yom Kippur.

Big day today!

(2 negative Covid tests baby)
September 24, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I want to do a shot for shot remake of the SEND ME ON MY WAY music video by Rusted Root and Tony the Wonder Llama

That'swhattheysayabouttheyoung

(On my way)
September 21, 2023 at 7:39 AM
Bluesky is where I come to
September 21, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Bluesky is like the O'Douls of Twitter. It's not real, but it scratches the itch of your old addiction.
September 10, 2023 at 8:52 AM
Mid to late thirties mutant ninja turtles
July 29, 2023 at 6:42 AM
I was wondering what that silence was -- it was the first time in 17 someodd years I didn't start getting Facebook birthday wishes at midnight eastern!
July 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM
What should I do for my birthday tomorrow?
July 27, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I do have two Rancho Cucamonga souvenir cups and a nacho helmet to eat salad out of later
July 26, 2023 at 4:11 AM
What movie should I watch today
July 25, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Woke up to find out that my facebook account has been hacked so I guess I'm gonna be really fucking annoying over here today.
July 24, 2023 at 8:05 PM
i am the walking, talking embodiment of how Jim Carrey says "BASEBALL STUFF" in Liar Liar
July 21, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Let's talk tonally bizarre double features. That's right. Death Proof and Planet Terror, or as we called it back then, Deathproonetterror. Anyway, Marley Shelton's kid "Tony" in Planet Terror is totally supposed to be dressed as Danny from the Shining, right?
July 20, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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The second issue of my newsletter is out. Go read me talking Comic-Con, Tom Cruise, Sparks, and more.

And if you like it, subscribe and/or share with pals. Thanks!

https://mikeroe.substack.com/p/2-weird-comic-con-tom-cruise-is-my?utm_source=twitter&sd=pf
#2: Weird Comic-Con, Tom Cruise Is My Hero, And Nerd Music
Also, Joy Ride is great
mikeroe.substack.com
July 20, 2023 at 4:56 PM
I went to a baseball game and everyone ate nachos and I really wanted nachos so I went home and bought tostitos and cheese and now I can make really bad nachos that aren't the same at all and also doesn't come in a helmet and since it was from the corner store it wasn't cheap #lifehack
July 20, 2023 at 7:02 PM