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rumple foreskin
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25 // slc // im so tired dog
As someone who cares as much about mug shape as I do spoon shape: despite being beautiful the handle is too wide and would feel weird on my finger
i strongly feel that this mug would fix me
April 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Really weird vibes being in a hypomanic episode and dealing with a lot of grief at the same time
February 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hate to say it but after a little over 3 weeks of dry january and working out i feel fucking amazing
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
dating apps are so fucking depressing who’s idea was this shit
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This feels like an older era of social media I like it
January 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me in the work groupchat today (I’m always late)
January 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. Greed is insatiable and therefore knows no bounds.
January 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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we are at a crossroads here and we need to wholly reject this in the loudest way possible
everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can anyone tell me why barometers are a good indicator of my energy levels I am sluggish af when it rains
December 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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WIKIPEDIA IS KNOWLEDGE, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, POWER TO THE PEOPLE
December 25, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Merry Christmas from the stupid dumb idiot kitty under my tree
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Vibes
December 19, 2024 at 7:17 AM
🫡🫡🫡
December 4, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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And a very important thing to keep in mind:
One T-shirt purchase ($20) nets a band the same money as 6,000-7,000 (!) Spotify streams
One. Shirt.
Obviously this isn’t always feasible, but when possible please please directly support your favorite artists by checking out their merch/physical releases
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I just need this semester to be over 😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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i don’t want to be a leftist if it means thinking no one can ever make mistakes and if they do they’re irredeemable and undeserving of community
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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This quote
December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
4 random photos from my camera roll I couldn’t tell you why I took
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I’m updating this later this is the most vanilla indie boy daylist I’ve gotten in a minute
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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spotify wrapped when
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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that sinking feeling when you realise your mental health is getting really bad again…
December 1, 2024 at 5:05 AM