Hume-in-being
@humeinbeing.bsky.social
Lawyer. Calgarian. Poodle in a turtleneck. Previously answered to Laurentian Effete.
bought an electric warmer thing from a brand called idoo but if you flip it upside it reads "oop!" like a friendly Manitoban who's just gonna skootch by ya there.
i propose a rebrand.
i propose a rebrand.
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
bought an electric warmer thing from a brand called idoo but if you flip it upside it reads "oop!" like a friendly Manitoban who's just gonna skootch by ya there.
i propose a rebrand.
i propose a rebrand.
the orange puppet is in Calgary today and the bad vibes are palpable. it's like the whole city just put its shoulders up and avoided eye contact.
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the orange puppet is in Calgary today and the bad vibes are palpable. it's like the whole city just put its shoulders up and avoided eye contact.
there is an old joke that the Beatles are dying in the exact wrong order & idk how true that is for the Beach Boys but any world where Mike Love outlasts Brian Wilson can't be fucking right
June 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
there is an old joke that the Beatles are dying in the exact wrong order & idk how true that is for the Beach Boys but any world where Mike Love outlasts Brian Wilson can't be fucking right
i finished a bag of cheese puffs and my toddler is giving me so much mfing grief
April 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i finished a bag of cheese puffs and my toddler is giving me so much mfing grief
this is how i survived racial profiling in Paris
i bought a two-inch cross on a string cord and wore it outside my clothes every day
it worked
i couldn't fucking believe how well it worked
it was the simplest, dumbest, most transparently cynical ploy
strangers smiled & i smiled too
i bought a two-inch cross on a string cord and wore it outside my clothes every day
it worked
i couldn't fucking believe how well it worked
it was the simplest, dumbest, most transparently cynical ploy
strangers smiled & i smiled too
April 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
this is how i survived racial profiling in Paris
i bought a two-inch cross on a string cord and wore it outside my clothes every day
it worked
i couldn't fucking believe how well it worked
it was the simplest, dumbest, most transparently cynical ploy
strangers smiled & i smiled too
i bought a two-inch cross on a string cord and wore it outside my clothes every day
it worked
i couldn't fucking believe how well it worked
it was the simplest, dumbest, most transparently cynical ploy
strangers smiled & i smiled too
parenting in 2025
April 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
parenting in 2025
i take back what I said about France. i've been stopped and questioned by police 4 times in the last week.
i spent decades oblivious to the fact that i look vaguely Algerian, but boy did the French let me know quickly.
i spent decades oblivious to the fact that i look vaguely Algerian, but boy did the French let me know quickly.
April 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i take back what I said about France. i've been stopped and questioned by police 4 times in the last week.
i spent decades oblivious to the fact that i look vaguely Algerian, but boy did the French let me know quickly.
i spent decades oblivious to the fact that i look vaguely Algerian, but boy did the French let me know quickly.
you know Paris is actually OK i dont know why people dont talk about it more
April 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
you know Paris is actually OK i dont know why people dont talk about it more
this my riding and I'm genuinely relieved we've got a good Liberal candidate.
👋Some news
I’m running for Mark Carney's Liberals in Calgary-Confederation.
I live here, work here, raise my kids here. I want to offer representation that understands the economy and the public interest and be an Alberta voice standing up for Canada at a challenging time. 🧵(1/X)
I’m running for Mark Carney's Liberals in Calgary-Confederation.
I live here, work here, raise my kids here. I want to offer representation that understands the economy and the public interest and be an Alberta voice standing up for Canada at a challenging time. 🧵(1/X)
April 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this my riding and I'm genuinely relieved we've got a good Liberal candidate.
that's BS they just want off of here too
March 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
that's BS they just want off of here too
kind of embarrassing when the judge says you're too fucking dumb to be a terrorist
globalnews.ca/news/1108501...
globalnews.ca/news/1108501...
University of Waterloo stabbing was hate crime, not terrorism: judge | Globalnews.ca
An Ontario court has found that an attack at a University of Waterloo gender studies class nearly two years ago was not terrorism but constituted a “particularly grave” hate crime.
globalnews.ca
March 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
kind of embarrassing when the judge says you're too fucking dumb to be a terrorist
globalnews.ca/news/1108501...
globalnews.ca/news/1108501...
literally what are you talking about #canpoli
NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh said he sees an east-west clean electricity network as his first priority for expanding the Canadian energy market — not new pipelines.
Singh says pipelines would not be first priority for NDP energy policy
NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh said he sees an east-west clean electricity network as his first priority for expanding the Canadian energy market — not new pipelines.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
literally what are you talking about #canpoli
always delights when the vomit is a colour you have no recollection of eating
it's like a fun lil celiac mystery
it's like a fun lil celiac mystery
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
always delights when the vomit is a colour you have no recollection of eating
it's like a fun lil celiac mystery
it's like a fun lil celiac mystery
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Dear Albertans, it's time to connect the dots. Smith's gov't is mismanaging issues across the board
1 Shutting down renewable energy projects
2 Lifting the moratorium on coal exploration & development
3 Busting up a unified approach to health care
4 Pandering to President Trump's every whim
#abpoli
1 Shutting down renewable energy projects
2 Lifting the moratorium on coal exploration & development
3 Busting up a unified approach to health care
4 Pandering to President Trump's every whim
#abpoli
February 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Dear Albertans, it's time to connect the dots. Smith's gov't is mismanaging issues across the board
1 Shutting down renewable energy projects
2 Lifting the moratorium on coal exploration & development
3 Busting up a unified approach to health care
4 Pandering to President Trump's every whim
#abpoli
1 Shutting down renewable energy projects
2 Lifting the moratorium on coal exploration & development
3 Busting up a unified approach to health care
4 Pandering to President Trump's every whim
#abpoli
have we considered sending MORE fentanyl through the US border
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
have we considered sending MORE fentanyl through the US border
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So UCP has issued an invitation to sign a declaration of support for Danielle Smith for her ridiculous stand against Canada. Argh!! @thebreakdownab.bsky.social @abresistance.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So UCP has issued an invitation to sign a declaration of support for Danielle Smith for her ridiculous stand against Canada. Argh!! @thebreakdownab.bsky.social @abresistance.bsky.social
I cancelled my Prime membership last week and that decision has aged beautifully. Fuck this anti-labour bullshit.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Amazon to close Quebec facilities, insists it's not because of new union | CBC News
A company spokesperson said Amazon will outsource deliveries to smaller contractors. The spokesperson insisted that the decision was tied to cost savings — not the recent unionization of about 200 emp...
www.cbc.ca
January 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I cancelled my Prime membership last week and that decision has aged beautifully. Fuck this anti-labour bullshit.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Calgary, I love you but this is horseshit.
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Calgary, I love you but this is horseshit.
between Neil Gaiman and Alice Munro my library has taken some big hits.
January 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
between Neil Gaiman and Alice Munro my library has taken some big hits.
big family dinner last night. going in i was repeatedly warned about another guest, my brother-in-law's B-I-L. we'd never met before but he's a rural Ontario farmer who is "kind of political". My mother-in-law painted a harsh picture. I expected a MAGA type and resolved to stick to hockey.
December 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
big family dinner last night. going in i was repeatedly warned about another guest, my brother-in-law's B-I-L. we'd never met before but he's a rural Ontario farmer who is "kind of political". My mother-in-law painted a harsh picture. I expected a MAGA type and resolved to stick to hockey.
i'm used-car shopping and hear me out on this
December 23, 2024 at 9:36 AM
i'm used-car shopping and hear me out on this
is milk refreshing
December 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
is milk refreshing
how lazy am I gonna be with this joke
'Suspicious person' prompts shelter in place at Calgary building, turns out to be RCMP officer
Calgary police say an RCMP officer inadvertently prompted a shelter in place order at an Eau Claire office building on Wednesday.
calgary.ctvnews.ca
December 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
how lazy am I gonna be with this joke